WELCOME to Wednesday, August 30, 2017.
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse \e-klips’\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i’-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee’-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \left’ bangk’\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty \mis’-tee\: How golfers create divots.
Paradox \par’-uh-doks\: Two physicians.
Parasites \par’-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm’-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.
Polarize \po’-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
“This is like deja vu all over again.”
“It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make
the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying
two dead raccoons. “Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?” she asked.
“No, thanks,” replied the vultures. “They’re carrion.” 😐
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘How can you put a limit on trust?’
ANSWER: Some Kind of Wonderful! Eric Stoltz’s character says this to his father when
he tells him he doesn’t know if can trust him about something, or something to that effect.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘I’m the president of the United States and I can do anything I want!’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
In the following sentence, fill in the blanks with three words that are the same except for their first letters.
The ___ would ___ ___ with soap than with body wash.
ANSWER: The BATHER would RATHER LATHER with soap than with body wash
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser, your job is to try and discover the car model within each sentence.
The model is hiding in the consecutive letters within a sentence.
Example: This recipe calls for only one onion.
Answer: Neon (oNE ONion)
1. The zookeeper gave the chimp a large banana.
2. The police had the home of the pyromaniac cordoned off.
3. There are galactic areas where our starship has not travelled.
4. Do math majors find people with a nice compass attractive?
5. I once saw a gambler from Mexico roll a seven five times in a row.
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