WELCOME to Wednesday, September 6, 2017.
Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie…
1. We know where you live.
2. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
3. Everyone’s meal today is on you!
4. The “special sauce” came from the floor!
5. Guess what our special “drop” was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!
6. Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
7. A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
8. Your dog Sparky…he’s no longer missing.
9. See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.
10. MSG? NO!! Swine Flu….maybe
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.”
“Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.”
“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote
“this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give
his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and
might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes
later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.😱
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘So I’m single now, everything’s changed. . . I hate it!’
ANSWER: Say Anything! Corey says this after the graduation party when they are getting ready to leave.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘Two permits do not equal a license!’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Mischievous Casey is delighted when people write her name incorrectly. She sounds so sincere as she very carefully spells it out: “C for chaos, A for arpeggio, S for scenery, E for empty, Y for ____.”
Which of the following words is she most likely to select to help with ‘Y’?
ANSWER: Youth! All her choices of “helpful” words sound as if they begin with another letter – K-os, R-peggio, C-nery, M-pty … and so, U-th!
Although technically correct, it confuses people, and they often make mistakes!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you identify what phrase is represented here?
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