Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Friday, September 8, 2017.                 
The Worst Streets in America..
We can’t all live on a street with a pleasant name like Oak or Elm.
Here are the least popular street names (that we hope don’t exist):
• Drinkand Dr.
• Vicious Circle
• West 943,185th Street
• Psycho Path
• Peoples Ct.
• Nofriggin Way
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…
“Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.” ― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Laughing Corpse
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he
unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
― Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy
“We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid.” ― Christopher Hitchens
It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable.  ― Anton Szandor LaVey
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
We had to have our garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a large enough motor on the opener. I thought for
a minute and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.”
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, “NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two.”
We haven’t used Sears repair since.😐

  

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
 ‘I’m sorry. If you were right I would agree with you.’
ANSWER: Awakenings! Robin William’s character says this upon finding out no one
really has faith in him or what he’s doing, or something to that effect.  
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
 ‘I live my life like a French movie.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 
See if you can figure out these words using the clues listed below. Each word ends
with “BOARD”. Please note that numbers 4 and 5 are two separate words. Have fun!
1) Used with telephones
2) A place to advertise
3) Right-side of ship
4) Found around water
5) Old-time cars had two
6) Computers need them
7) College professor’s headgear
8) Used in the Old West
ANSWER: 1) Switchboard  2) Billboard  3) Starboard  4) Diving Board  5) Running Board

6) Keyboard  7) Mortarboard  8) Buckboard
Friday’s Quizzler is……….    

I am a chemical symbol for an element.
This element was discovered in 1824.
I am a Spanish word without the accent.
Reverse me so I become a form of a common verb.
What symbol am I?
 TODAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 🙇🙇🙇🙇🙌🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌
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