WELCOME to Friday, December 29, 2017.
Funny Office Thoughts…
THE COMPUTER OFFICE:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
A place where everybody talks computing,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later.
An art of transmitting information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
The art of dividing an office in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great New Years weekend
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Today, the stock market hit an all-time high. Which is great news, because if there’s
one thing we’ve learned over the past decade it’s that if Wall Street executives
are doing well, regular Americans are doing well. ” -James Corden
“Two Connecticut residents stole over $1,000 worth of candles from the Yankee
Candle Village. The suspects are being described as white.” -Conan O’Brien
“Starbucks is planning to open Italian bakeries in New York City and Chicago that will
serve pizza. Good, because if there’s anywhere you can’t get a good slice of pizza,
it’s NEW YORK CITY and CHICAGO.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50.
Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck I’ve had today! What in the world should I do now?” A man standing next to her suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?” He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table.
Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, “What happened? Is she all right?”
The operator replies, “I don’t know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up.
Then she just fainted!” 😎😁
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
Donnie Smith: ‘I’m sick and I’m in love.’
Thurston Howell: ‘You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.’
Donnie Smith: ‘That’s right. That’s the first time you’ve been right. I confuse the two and I don’t care.’
ANSWER: Magnolia! Quiz Kid Donnie Smith (William H. Macy) has just poured his heart out to Bartender Brad, and had a less than enthusiastic response. Brad’s older patron (and admirer) Mr. Howell (Henry Gibson) patronizes Donnie about his feelings as some salt to rub in the wounds.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘Whether it’s important to you or not, there are people out there who don’t care about money, who don’t give a damn about respect. People who believe the killing of innocent men and women is justified. For them it is about rage, frustration, hatred… they feel pain and they’re determined to share it with the world.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.
1b) to sleep lightly
1c) a measured quantity
3b) to secretly observe
3c) an enclosure for pigs
4a) to direct
ANSWER: 1) done, doze, dose 2) clad, clam, clap 3) sly, spy, sty 4) guide, guise, guile
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you unscramble the names in Part 1 and match them with what they are famous for in Part 2? And your answer is?
1. MMAADUHM IAL
3. AONDLR EGRANA
4. OARWDH HHGSEU
5. AYR RSELACH
6. VLSIE REELYSP
1. Businessman, movie producer and aviator.
2. First real rock and roll star and first rock star to crossover into films.
3. Oldest president elected when he took office.
4. Inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame, Rock and Roll’s Hall of Fame and received Life Time Achievement Award.
5. Boastful boxer who suffers from Parkinson’s disease.
6. Song group who shaped music and an entire generation.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 🙇🙇🙇🙅🙏🙏😎😁
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