WELCOME to Thursday, January 4, 2018.
Funny book titles…..
My Golden Wedding
by Annie Versary
The Insurmountable Problem
by Major Setback
Crime Does Not Pay
by Laura Norda
A Load of Old Rubbish
by Stefan Nonsense
Tape Recording for Beginners
by Cass Ette
Don’t Leave Without Me
by Isa Coming
Making the Most of Life
by Maxie Mumm
Making the Least of Life
by Minnie Mumm
When Shall We Meet Again ?
by Miles Apart
The Artic Ocean
by I.C. Waters
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“My New Year’s resolution this year was to get a gym membership,
use it twice, and then never use it again. I’m already halfway there.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A seventh grade teacher in California was arrested for teaching while drunk.
Which is why an entire Earth Science class now thinks hurricanes are formed when
rum collides with lime juice, passion fruit, and crushed ice in a hot pink
souvenir cup from Senor Frog’s.” -Jimmy Fallon
“New research came out that reveals that being attractive in high school leads to
success later in life. So finally some good news for hot, popular teenagers.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to leave “right now”at which point our teenage daughter headed for the bathroom to apply makeup. Her dad yelled for her to get in the car immediately, and headed for the garage grumbling.
On the way to the multiplex my husband glanced in the rear view mirror and caught our teen applying lipstick and blush, which produced the predictable lecture. “Look at your mom,” he said. “She didn’t put on any makeup just to go sit in a dark movie theater.”
From the back I heard, “Yeah, but Mom doesn’t need makeup.”
My heart swelling with the compliment, I turned back to thank this sweet, wonderful daughter of mine just as she continued, “Nobody looks at her.”😐
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘Lancelot, just a thought. A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?’
ANSWER: First Knight! Sean Connery’s Arthur questions Richard Gere’s Lancelot. Little
did he know, Lancelot would fall in love with his bride and she with him. Bummer.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And,
for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
There are four letters that are anagrams to form six words.
You can cook food in ____.
You need ____ to cover fast food cups.
Red means ____ in certain situations.
A ____ can be found on dirty clothes and animals.
Police officers will ____ a warrant for someone’s arrest.
A student sometimes ____ to not go to college.
ANSWER: 1)Pots 2)Tops 3)Stop 4)Spot 5)Post *Bonus* Opts
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Two personal pronouns if you take
And join them in due order,
An herb will name, without mistake,
That scents the garden border.
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