WELCOME to Wednesday, January 3, 2018.
A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe; you wouldn’t want it now.
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest.
I didn’t do it, because I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad.
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him.
I lost it fighting this kid you who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.
I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had.
Our puppy toilet trained on it.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.
Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing.
I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.
I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.
My little sister ate it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
If you do not hope, you will not find
what is beyond your hopes.
St. Clement of Alexandra
Dream big and dare to fail.
With will one can do anything.
We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each
by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems
you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is
just the place and time that the tide will turn. Harriet Beecher Stowe
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at
some moment every day. Thornton Wilder
The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by
going beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would
enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the
finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to
raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he
could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a
number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner
asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, “I raise them
myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have … a hutch back of Notre Dame.😐
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘People hurt the ones they love. That’s how it is all around the world.’
ANSWER: The Green Mile! Michael Clarke Duncan’s John Coffey imparting some of
his wisdom. This was an excellent novella series, if you haven’t read that yet, you should do so.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘Lancelot, just a thought. A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
You can actually view words from a different perspective. For example, number
could mean getting more numb, while a butter could simply be a goat or a ram.
And now for the problem. What do you call a wicked thing?😁
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
There are four letters that are anagrams to form six words.
You can cook food in ____.
You need ____ to cover fast food cups.
Red means ____ in certain situations.
A ____ can be found on dirty clothes and animals.
Police officers will ____ a warrant for someone’s arrest.
A student sometimes ____ to not go to college.
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