WELCOME to Monday, January 8, 2018. More Funny book titles……really…..
Droopy Drawers
by Lucy Lastic
Taming Wild Cats
by Claude Face
The Garlic Eater
by I Malone
Modern Haircuts
by Sean Head
Shipwrecked !
by Mandy Lifeboats
Easy Suppers
by Egon Chips
Old English Churches
by Beverley Minster
Igloo Building
by S. Keemo
Smashing Glass
by Eva Stone
Parachute Jumping
by Hugo Furst
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Monday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
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DAILY QUOTES…
“A company is working on a new selfie stick shaped like a human arm so users won’t
look like they’re alone in pictures. Instead you’ll just look like a completely normal
person who’s carrying around a severed human arm.” -Seth Meyers
“A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but
they prefer to watch you die.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new survey found that a growing number of millennials want to work from home and get more time off. They would have said more, but they had to pick up their gold star for participating in that survey.” -Jimmy Fallon
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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
After a long day of shopping, my daughter and I stopped at a grocery store. I ran in to
pick up a few things, leaving her in the car. As I approached the checkout I was surprised to see my daughter there waiting for me.
“Honey,” I said, “what are you doing in here? I left the motor running.”
“It’s all right, Mom,” she replied reassuringly. “I locked the doors.”😐
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don’t even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you’re in love, you’ll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won’t care, screaming “Geronimo” the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just… whoa, she wrecks me. I’d die for her.’
ANSWER: Conspiracy Theory! Jerry (Mel Gibson) talks about his feelings for Alice (Julia Roberts). ‘Conspiracy Theory’ was directed by Richard Donner (‘The Goonies’, ‘Superman’, the ‘Lethal Weapon’ movies).
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘Love. Where does it come from? Who lit this flame in us? No war can put it out, conquer it. I was a prisoner. You set me free.’
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Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What one three-letter word can be inserted in all three blanks below to make two words in each row?
LIS___TACLE
HAS___DON
OF___DER
ANSWER: TEN: LISTEN TENTACLE HASTEN TENDON OFTEN TENDER
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is represented below?
Measles Medical Research
Teardrop Tablets = Measles 30% cured
Boredom Shot = Measles 50% cured
Ha-Ha Syrup = Measles 100% cured
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