WELCOME to Wednesday, January 10, 2018.
Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie….
1. We know where you live.
2. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
3. Everyone’s meal today is on you!
4. The “special sauce” came from the floor!
5. Guess what our special “drop” was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!
6. Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
7. A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
8. Your dog Sparky…he’s no longer missing.
9. See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.
10. MSG? NO!! Swine Flu….maybe
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.”
“Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
“I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man
begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife
will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer
and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings
the same turkey back out to the man.
“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!”😐
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘Dance is more than the steps. Feel the music and dance for sheer joy.’
ANSWER: Shall We Dance! This Japanese film about ballroom dancing was really fantastic. It won many awards, including the Seattle International Film Festival’s New Director Prize, the Golden Satellite Award, the London Critics Circle Film Award, and the Award of the Japanese Academy.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘They don’t even know what it is to be a fan. Y’know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts…’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
These well known sayings were translated by computer to another language then back into English. What were the original sayings?
1. It hits while the iron is warm.
2. Initially come, initially been useful.
3. As for evidence of the pudding there are times when you eat.
4. More than one road it removed the skin from the tomcat.
5. Is human to mad.
ANSWER: 1. Strike while the iron is hot. 2. First come, first served. 3. The proof of the pudding is in the eating. 4. There is more than one way to skin a cat.
5. To err is human.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Whenever a phrase or sentence becomes part of the common language, there is a strong possibility that it will be quoted inaccurately.
Over the course of time, a letter gets shifted or a word is changed and forevermore the quotation becomes a cliche that nobody ever gets quite right.
Try to complete each proverbial cliche:
1.) “To ______ the lily.” – William Shakespeare
2.) “Under ______ spreading chestnut tree / The village smithy stands.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
3.) “That’s one small step for ______ , one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong
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