WELCOME to Thursday, January 11, 2018.
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: 1 Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling: 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
10 cards: 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
10 rations: 1 decoration
8 nickels: 2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“The stars gathered in Los Angeles for the Golden Globes. Oprah Winfrey delivered
a speech so powerful that all day long people have been asking if Oprah will run for
president–which at this point, wouldn’t president be a demotion for Oprah?” -Jimmy Kimmil
“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys
they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien
“A man in London just took Uber’s one-billionth ride, and to celebrate, Uber gave him a
year’s worth of free rides. The man says he’s excited to spend the entire year drunk.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter “R” and all the other
kids were, of course, teasing him about it.
To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: “Robert gave Richard a
rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.” In class a few days later, the teacher asked
the boy to recite the sentence out loud.
The boy nervously eyed his classmates – many of them already laughing at him – then replied,
“Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn’t cooked enough.” 😐
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘They don’t even know what it is to be a fan. Y’know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts…’
ANSWER: Almost Famous! Sapphire (Fairuza Balk) explains the difference between band-aids and casual fans. This movie, written and directed by Cameron Crowe, was also loosely based on his own life.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘You know how it is, the beginnings? When you first fall in love and you can’t eat, you can’t sleep and getting a call from her, it makes your day. It’s like seeing a shooting star.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Whenever a phrase or sentence becomes part of the common language, there is a strong possibility that it will be quoted inaccurately.
Over the course of time, a letter gets shifted or a word is changed and forevermore the quotation becomes a cliche that nobody ever gets quite right.
Try to complete each proverbial cliche:
1.) “To ______ the lily.” – William Shakespeare
2.) “Under ______ spreading chestnut tree / The village smithy stands.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
3.) “That’s one small step for ______ , one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong
ANSWER: 1.) paint 2.) a 3.) a man * NASA finds credit in the theory of new findings of the missing “a”. Neil Armstrong’s prepared statement which had the “a”, was unheard in the actual statement. This has been an issue of debate since Neil Armstrong’s first step on the moon.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
I am like a gigantic dragon winding through deserts, grasslands and plateaus,
and am well over 2,500 years old.
I am high, strong and massive and have a greyish-blue colour,
but parts of my body are now in ruins and have disappeared,
although sections of me that still remain have great historical significance.
I began as a baby dragon some 700 years before the Christ appeared on this earth,
and as the years endured I grew to be an adult,
all the while continuing to strengthen my keepers.
Whilst I am considered to be the longest graveyard in the world,
no one is ever buried within me anymore.
What am I?
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