WELCOME to Tuesday, January 23, 2018.
EVEN More Funny Book Titles…
Hair Disorders by Dan Druff
Will He Win? by Betty Wont
Return of the Prodigal by Greta Sonne
A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand
Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish
Garden Water Features by Lily Pond
Crossing Roads Safely by Luke Bothways
Sunday Service by Neil Downe
The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn
Fade Away by Peter Out
The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back😁
Out for the Count by Esau Stars
The Strongman by Everhard Muscles
The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light
Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga
Are You a Millionaire? by Jonah Lott
Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon
Who Shot JR? by Hugh Dunnit
Kidnapped! by Caesar Quick
The Haunted Room by Hugo First
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Two new ax-throwing bars will open in Boston this year. Boston is getting
a new bar where people can try ax-throwing. So far, all the customers
give it one-and-a-half thumbs up.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A Florida man has been arrested for stealing a $1,500 dog from a pet store
and trading it for crack. On the plus side, we finally have an answer to the
question: How much is that doggie in the window?” -Seth Meyers
“Professional race car driver Danica Patrick is dating again, after breaking
up with her previous boyfriend, a NASCAR driver. When asked why that relationship
didn’t work out, Patrick explained, ‘We were just going in circles.'” -Conan O’Brien 😐
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
We had been up in the attic together doing some cleaning. The kids uncovered an
old manual typewriter and asked, “Hey Mom…what’s this?”
“Oh, that’s an old typewriter,” she answered, thinking that would satisfy their curiosity.
“Well what does it do?” they asked.
“I’ll show you,” she said and returned with a blank piece of paper. She rolled the paper
into the typewriter and began striking the keys, leaving black letters of print on the page.
“WOW!” they exclaimed, “that’s really cool…but how does it work like that? Where do you plug it in?”
“There is no plug,” she answered. “It doesn’t need a plug.”
“Then where do you put the batteries?” they persisted.
“It doesn’t need batteries either.” she continued.
“Wow! This is so cool!” they exclaimed. “Someone should have invented this a long time ago!” 😐😱
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘Me? I’m scared of everything! I’m scared of what I saw, I’m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you!’
ANSWER: Dirty Dancing! Baby’s emotional response when Johnny comments that she’s not scared of anything.
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘It’s only love. What’s everyone so scared of?’
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
(Estimate/Never)^(+Thinking) – 2
ANSWER: Never underestimate the power of positive thinking. “Never” is under “estimate”, and this is
raised “to the power of positive thinking.” The “to” is removed by subtracting it at the end.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.
1) a thin flat piece cut from something & to unite two pieces by connecting the ends together (5 letters)
2) the total admission receipts for an event & a striped or clouded quartz (4 letters)
3) to bury & to confine or impound (5 letters)
4) blemish or imperfection & to turn aside (6 letters)
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