WELCOME to Monday, January 22, 2018.
More Funny Book Titles…
The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff
Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall
Collection Litter by Phil D. Basket
Mega Bites by Amos Quito
Vegetable Gardening by Rosa Cabbages
Improve Your Garden by Anita Lawn
Continental Breakfasts by Roland Butter
Weekend Breaks by Gladys Friday
Keep on Trying by Percy Vere😁
Cheese & Salami Dishes by Della Katessen
March Into Battle by Sally Forth
Daiper Making by D. Sposable
Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card
The Japenese Way of Death by Harry Kirri
Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare
The Lady Artist by Andrew Pictures
The Leaky Tap by Constant Dripping
In the Summer by Clement Weather
The Lighthouse by Eddy Stone
Don’t Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Some news for travelers here. I read that British Airways is getting rid of reclining seats on their planes. And if you think that’s bad, Southwest just announced that their new
seats only recline forward.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Anybody here drink water but wish you could pay more for it? Well, good news, folks, because the next big startup craze in Silicon Valley is companies offering consumers the chance to get ‘off the water grid’ with something called ‘raw water,’ which is water that is unfiltered, untreated, and unsterilized. Wow, drinking that sounds un-sane.” -Stephen Colbert
“During a political protest on Capitol Hill today, 82 rabbis were arrested. It’s the first time D.C. police have dispersed a crowd by spraying them with bacon.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I had noticed that my 60-year-old father seemed to be losing his hearing,
so I mentioned it to my mother.
“Things haven’t changed that much,” she said. “The only difference is,
before he didn’t listen to me. Now, he can’t.” 😐😁
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘I lost my gun today when I left you and I’m the laughingstock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know and it’s on my mind. And it makes me look like a fool. And I feel like a fool. And you asked that we should say things — that we should say what we’re thinking and not lie about things. Well, I can tell you that, this, that I lost my gun today — and I am not a good cop. And I’m looked down at. And I know that. And I’m scared that once you find that out you may not like me.’
ANSWER: Magnolia! Jim (John C. Reilly) reveals to Claudia (Melora Walters) the secret he’s ashamed of. She in turn thanks him for sharing himself. This follows their mutual resolve to tell one another everything that other people are afraid to share.
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘Me? I’m scared of everything! I’m scared of what I saw, I’m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you!’
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
1. Delayed -> Delighted
2. Dresses -> Possesses
3. Duplicate -> Solitary
4. Contemplated -> Employed
5. Useless -> Useful
6. Falling behind -> Feature to prevent falling
7. Holds waste water -> Holds drinking water
8. Poke with a stick -> A pole or stick
ANSWER: 1. Belated -> Elated 2. Gowns -> Owns 3. Clone -> Lone 4. Mused -> Used 5. Futile -> Utile 6. Trailing -> Railing 7. Sewer -> Ewer 8. Prod -> Rod
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
(Estimate/Never)^(+Thinking) – 2
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