A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote
“this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to
give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the
note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So he left
the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.
She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light
in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was
written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out
a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few
minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. That’s my story
and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“A new exhibit shows eight of the alternate endings Ernest Hemingway considered using for his classic novel ‘A Farewell to Arms.’ In my opinion the worst is the one that ends with ‘see ya later, arms!'” -Conan O’Brien
“Apparently, the library at the University of Utah has installed what they’re calling a ‘Cry Closet.’ This is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a closet where stressed-out students can go to cry. Because there’s nothing more comforting than being trapped in a tiny dark box.” -James Corden
After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the Personnel Officer told the young man, “We need individuals who are totally responsible.”
The young man grinned and responded: “Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I’ve worked,
when something went wrong, I was always responsible!” 😐
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER:
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
In each of the following words, three letters, indicated by *’s, are missing. Each missing triplet is the name
of an animal. Can you fill them in so that each creates a common word?
EDU***ION
PRE***SOR
BR***RY
PY***ID
Answer: CAT, CUR, EWE, RAM. Making EDUCATION, PRECURSOR, BREWERY, PYRAMID.
The World According to the Eucman! 