WELCOME to Wednesday May 23, 2018.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
We took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.” –Cynthia Levin
“There’s got to be something wrong with people who go to Star Trek conventions.
I mean, I like Mary Tyler Moore, too, but I don’t rent out a big hall and dress up like Rhoda.” –Andy Kindler
“I’m a grown woman but my father still thinks I know nothing about my car. He always asks me, ‘You changing the oil every 3,000 miles?’ ‘Yes, Dad. I’m also putting sugar in the gas tank. That way my exhaust smells like cotton candy.'” –Mimi Gonzalez
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
“If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angeles is 2000 miles from Chicago, and the Moon is 239,000 miles from Earth, how old am I?”
A student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said, “Professor, you’re 70.”
The old professor said, “You’re absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?”
The student said, “It’s easy, I have a brother, he’s 35, and he’s half nuts.” 😎
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER: Toy Story 2!
Example:
Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep
Answer:
Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE
1. Building: ant uhp yte alk ttr wrq ase
2. Kettledrum: qwt gig hjm klp all rnq tti
3. Image: ppo ghi kcl axt dug nrm eue
4. Music: sds fof uhk jnl dlk
Answer: 1. Building: THEATRE
2. Kettledrum: TIMPANI
3. Image: PICTURE
4. Music: SOUND
The World According to the Eucman! 