WELCOME to Monday June 4, 2018.
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. Resistance to Beer
4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called “Don’t Wash My Silks”)
9. Get A Life – Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You, The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. Garbage – Getting It To The Curb
16. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please
17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat
18. Give Me A Break – Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies
19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
20. The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
21. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
22. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
23. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
26. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
27. Attainable Goal – Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary
28. You Don’t Really Need That Porsche
“A study by the Pew Research Center determined that more millennials between the ages
“After being arrested for crashing his car into a shopping mall, a Florida man explained to police that he was trying to time-travel. Which is crazy. If you want to travel 50 years
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
“I’m flying my husband’s ashes home for burial,” I explained, “and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together.”
“I know how you feel,” she said. “I had my horse for 20 years and just put him to sleep last week.” 😐
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
Whitney: “He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.”
ANSWER: Bring It On!
“Bring It On” was a movie about a championship high school cheerleading squad that discovered that its previous captain, Big Red, had stolen all of their best routines from another school. They had to create a new routine to compete in the
1. Polite greeting
2. Opposite of begin
3. It comes from a bulb
4. Eskimo’s home
5. Another name for an axe (or ax)
6. Black Sabbath front man
7. Where a child may play
8. Large vessel for liquids
9. To change something
10. Neither left, nor wrong
Answer:
HELICOPTER
1. Hello
2. End
3. Light
4. Igloo
5. Chopper
6. Ozzy (Osborne)
7. Park
8. Tank
9. Edit
10. Righ
