WELCOME to Wednesday June 6, 2018.
My other wife is beautiful.
My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it.
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she’s going to leave me. Gosh, I’m going to miss her.
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. — PJ O’Rourke
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! — Al Bundy
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,” Calvin.
“Isn’t your pants’ zipper supposed to be in the front?” Hobbes. Calvin and Hobbes.
“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.” John Peers
“Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality.” Clifton Fadiman.
“You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.” Pearl Williams.
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….The following limerick has had the last word of each line scrambled. Can you figure it out?
It is the unfortunate THIAB
Of the rabbit to breed like a BIRTBA.
One can say without NOUSETIQ
This leads to TECGSONINO
In the burrows that rabbits TANIIBH.
Answer: It is the unfortunate habit
Of the rabbit to breed like a rabbit.
One can say without question
This leads to congestion
In the burrows that rabbits inhabit.
Wednesday’s Quizzer is……
Every dawn begins with me,
At dusk I’ll be the first you see,
And daybreak couldn’t come without
What midday centers all about.
Daisies grow from me, I’m told
And when I come, I end all cold,
But in the sun I won’t be found,
Yet still, each day I’ll be around.