WELCOME to Thursday June 7, 2018.
A Woman’s seminars……
The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There
Life Beyond Shoes
Money, The Non-Renewable Resource
How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour
Why Men Don’t Like Any Of Your Friends
How To Be A Victim Of Marketing
How To Get Out Of Bed Without Waking Up Your Man
Is There Really Enough Makeup In The World
How To Get The Most Out Of A Garbage Bag
Cigar Smoke And Its Benefits
Clocks And Time: The Mysterious Connection
Tupperware: Its Social And Environmental Drawbacks
Where To Look When Your Auto Is In Reverse
Learning When Not To Talk, And Then Not Talking
How To Avoid Turning Into Your Mother
Quality Time: When You And Your Husband Should Spend Time Apart
Beyond The Front Page: Exploring The Daily Newspaper
How To Accept Criticism or When To Give Up On Cooking
Telltales Sounds Associated With Auto Collisions
Toilet Paper And The Loss Of The Rain Forests: The Vital Connection
When Ignorance Can Be A Blessing: Household Finances And You
How To Keep ‘Em Guessing, or: 101 Ways To Fold A Towel
Talking And Driving: There’s Got To Be A Way
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“A new restaurant has opened in Boston where all the food is cooked by robots. It’s a little different than having a human cooking staff. Instead of finding a hair in your food, you’ll find a USB cable.” -James Corden
“Beachgoers in Florida have been warned about deadly flesh-eating bacteria in the water. Of course, if you’re even in Florida, you’ve already ignored a few warnings.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Anybody not wearing two million sun block is gonna have a real bad day.”
ANSWER: Terminator 2: Judgment Day!
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“I’m a perfectioniss… perfectioniss… perfectioniss…t.”
Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….
Every dawn begins with me,
At dusk I’ll be the first you see,
And daybreak couldn’t come without
What midday centers all about.
Daisies grow from me, I’m told
And when I come, I end all cold,
But in the sun I won’t be found,
Yet still, each day I’ll be around.
Answer: The letter D
Thursday’s Quizzer is…… Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
1. Painter’s stand
2. Singing voice
3. Golf clubs
5. Throw out
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