1. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.
2. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
3. A writer must not shift your point of view.
4. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)
5. Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!!!
6. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to the irantecedents.
7. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
8. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
9. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
10. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
11. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
12. Always pick on the correct idiom.
13. The adverb always follows the verb.
14. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; They’re old hat; seek viable alternatives.

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 😎

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.