Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Friday June 15, 2018.

Thinking out loud……. 
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked and afraid?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Fathers Day weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…

“People have been selling fake parking spaces. They charge people to park in spots that they have no ownership of. Here’s a tip to avoid becoming a victim of this fraud. If you find a parking space during the festival, it’s a scam.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers

“In the United Kingdom, a baby’s first word was ‘Alexa.’ The baby’s next words were ‘Find me new parents.'” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “The  asterisks are to protect you,”  the Help Desk technician explains, “so  if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your  password.” “Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”😐😱😁

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  

“Listen… you smell something?” 

ANSWER:  Ghostbusters!
Ray said this to Venkman and Egon when they were down in the library basement searching for a ghost that the librarian had seen.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“You know, I do too. I hate it when you got somebody up in your face and you’re trying to give them a hint and they won’t leave.

And then there’s that big awkward silence. Ya’ know?”

Thursday’s Quizzer is…….

You might, perhaps at breakfast,
See a sticky part of me,
But I model, too–mathematics,
And I’m true north, strong and free.

Mrs. Christie’s character
could help you, though not well,
For though she is quite close to me,
She simply cannot spell.
What am I? 

Answer:  Maple.
Maple syrup, which is made from boiling the sap of maple trees, is a sticky breakfast topping. Maple is also the name of mathematics modelling software.
The maple leaf is a symbol of Canada. The line “True north strong and free” is from “O Canada,” Canada’s national anthem.
The name of Agatha Christie’s well known character, Mrs. Marple, is very close to the word “maple”… with a small spelling error!

Friday’s Quizzer is…

Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near
synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.

1. Eat – Fact
2. Fist – Spam
3. Ham – Smock
4. Tilde – Food
5. Sale – Cranking






LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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