Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday June 20, 2018.

Really Bad Q&A! 

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words.

Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.

Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.😱

Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
A: Look at the orange mama laid.

Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they’d break.

Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t  forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

 

 

DAILY QUOTES…

No matter how many goals you have achieved, you must set
your sights on a higher one. Jessica Savitch

The more I think about it, the more I realize there is
nothing more artistic than to love others. Vincent Van Gogh

Imagination is the eye of the soul. Joseph Joubert
The entire fruit is already present in the seed. Tertullian

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman
 

 

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A  musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He  talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance  simply didn’t improve.  Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just  can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they  take away  the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer.” A  stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And if he can’t  handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.”
 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  

‘Ooo, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.’

ANSWER: Breakfast Club! Bender says this to Claire after she had given him the bird.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

‘Looney, looney, looney.’

 

 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….

Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word synonym to decipher a common holiday. (The first holiday is only one

word long. The second and third are two words long.)

1. (Right of north ) (she)

2. (Hotel) D (ink stick) (boogie) (24 hours)

3. (Work) (24 hours)

 

Answer: 1. Easter (east + her)
2. Independence Day (inn + d + pen + dance + day)
3. Labor Day

 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzer is…

I am a protector.
I sit on a bridge.
One person can see right through me, while others wonder what I hide.

What am I?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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