Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Monday July 9, 2018.

Music Styles…….
JAZZ: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
BLUES: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
WORLD MUSIC: Dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
OPERA: People singing when they should be talking.
RAP: People talking when they should be singing.
CLASSICAL: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
FOLK: Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
BIG BAND: 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
HEAVY METAL: Codpiece and chaps
HOUSE MUSIC OK as long as it’s not the house next door.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES… In Jerusalem, renovation work is beginning on Jesus’s burial tomb. It’s being listed as’occupied by previous owner for only three days!'” -Conan O’Brien

“A man in Minneapolis, Minnesota, is suing the TSA claiming that overly long airport
security lines caused him to miss a flight. Seems like a strange move until you realize
there’s no jury in the world that will side with the TSA.” -James Corden
“Since the UK officially voted to leave the European Union it caused the British pound to
hit a 31-year low. You could tell Brits were struggling. Today Queen Elizabeth was wearing one of those cardboard crowns from Burger King.” -Jimmy Fallon

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more. 😱😁😎

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???“With great power comes great responsibility.”

ANSWER: Spider-Man! This was Uncle Ben’s advice to Peter. Peter will always remember these words to live by.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Now you have to deal with ME, oh prince. And all the powers of hell!”

 

Friday’s Quizzer is……. In each group below, I have listed four (4) unrelated words. Your job is to try and find a word that can either precede or follow each word in each group. Example: 1. picture, inner, top, test
Answer: picture TUBE, inner TUBE, TUBE top, test TUBE.

1. ankle, puppet, wind, away

2. draft, hall, belly, root

3. alphabet, bowl, spoon, kitchen

4. upright, wire, grand, tuner

Answer: 1. ankle SOCK, SOCK puppet, wind SOCK, SOCK away

2. draft BEER, BEER hall, BEER belly, root BEER

3. alphabet SOUP, SOUP bowl, SOUP spoon, SOUP kitchen

4. upright PIANO, PIANO wire, grand PIANO, PIANO tuner 

 

Monday’s Quizzer is…… In each group below, I have listed four (4) unrelated words. Your job is to try and find a word that can either precede or follow each word in each group.

Example: 1. picture, inner, top, test
Answer: picture TUBE, inner TUBE, TUBE top, test TUBE.

1. sky, point, hat, knee

2. street, fight, pedal, off

3. shoe, french, powder, rims

4. moulding, roast, triple, jewels






 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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