WELCOME to Friday July 13, 2018.
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found?
…you buy an answering machine so you won’t miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer?
…there’s a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?
…you’re reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out?
…you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it’ll magically open for them and not you.
…someone says, “well, to make a long story short” and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.
…a friend or family member says “Yuck! This is awful!!” and then tells you to try some.
…you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you’re just looking around.
…you rub on hand cream and can’t turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
…a waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than right after you put food in your mouth.
…your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.
…there’s a dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
…the power goes out, you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries & your cellphone flash light is to low to even light a match.
…someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check or uses a whole lotta pennies.
…the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.
…you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don’t, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES… “I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!” – Anon
“As God once said, and I think rightly…” – Margaret Thatcher.
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into
“Whoever said ‘nothings impossible’ never tried to nail jell-o to a tree” – Lisa Bryant
“If they can send one man to the moon why can’t they send them all?” – Amy
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in with, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.” The third one responded, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have that problem. Knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, “That must be the door, I’ll get it!” 😎
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “One ring to rule them all.”
ANSWER: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring! This was said in “The Fellowship”. In the beginning, Galadriel narrates how the rings became. She tells of Sauron’s ring: a ring to rule the world.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Spiders! Why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies’?”
Thursday’s Quizzer is……. In this teaser, your job is to form eight (8) complete words from list A, B, & C. In each list, there are parts of words. Choose one word part from each list (A, B, C) to form the new word.
Example: CORN + ERST + ONE = CORNERSTONE
Answer: 1. FORENSIC
Friday’s Quizzer is……
I am not completely lit.
I am a portion of the moon.
I am lesser than full wit.
I am a divider of the hour.
I am not a total lie.
I am a sibling through one parent.
Can you guess….what am I???
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