Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


WELCOME to Friday July 20, 2018.

Bumper Stickers…….

All generalizations are false, including this one.

“Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.😁
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!





“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.”
– Quentin Crisp

“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what’s going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?” – Will Rogers

“Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright




G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

At  the beginning of my junior year of high school in Arkansas, our  homeroom teacher had us fill out a form stating our future goals. Out of curiosity, I leaned over to see what my friend put down for her  aspirations. Where it read “Vocational Plans” she had written, “Florida.”😐



Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  

“…Chief, you’re about as big as a […] mountain!” This is a famous movie quote which not only illustrates the movie but the book it came from, and yet highlights the difference between the book and movie. From which multi-award winning movie from the 70s did this defining line come?

ANSWER:  “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975) is a movie based on the 1962 novel of the same name by Ken Kesey. Both book and movie were critically acclaimed with the movie one of only three movies in the twentieth century to have won the Academy Award Big Five (Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director, Best Movie and Best Screenplay). Whilst the themes remain similar between book and movie, there are some important differences. In the book Chief Bromden is the narrator who watches the antics of Randle McMurphey’s battles against the orderliness and authority of Nurse Ratched, whereas in the movie, Chief Bromden is a secondary (but still important character), who is presumed to be mute and deaf. So when the Chief speaks two-thirds into the movie (“Hmmm, Juicy Fruit”) we the audience are taken by surprise.

In 1993, the United States Library of Congress deemed the movie “culturally, historically, and aesthetically significant” and selected this important movie for preservation.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? Just beyond a midden in the Misty Mountains, a wretched creature fawns over a prized possession, “It came to me.  My own. My love. My own. My precious.”


Thursday’s Quizzer is…….

In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that relates to the theme.  The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled.
Theme: NIGHT______
Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)

Theme: NIGHT______
1. Amplifier = ? (NIGHT______)
2. Vowel = ? (NIGHT______)
3. Counteract = ? (NIGHT______)
4. Persimmon = ? (NIGHT______)

Answer: 1. Amplifier = LIFE (NIGHT LIFE)
2. Vowel = OWL (NIGHT OWL)
3. Counteract = COURT (NIGHT COURT)
4. Persimmon = PERSON (NIGHT PERSON) 




Friday’s Quizzer is…

I beam, I shine, I sparkle white
I’ll brighten the gloom with my light
I’ll mystify and enchant all
I’ll bring out the best in you all

Goofy, bucked, green or gold
Young and charming, wise and old
Sly, cunning, empty some times
Mirthful, uplifting, within the lines

A fleeting glimpse or prolonged show
I’m sometimes sad, sometimes mean
Sometimes I’ll say more than you know
Or betray what you think you’ve seen

Now, if you know me, tell me so
You have me too, you know!





LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at



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