WELCOME to Tuesday July 31, 2018.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? Groucho Marx
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. Edwin Arlington Robinson
The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson. Woody Allen
The poor wish to be rich. The rich wish to be happy. The happy wish to be married. The married wish to be dead. Ann Landers
It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean. Mae West
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. Benjamin Franklin
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Harry S. Truman.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Anonymous
I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. Unknown.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
listened to the culinary disasters of a newlywed colleague.
We then tried to share some helpful hints and recipes.
One day she asked us for step-by-step instructions on cooking
sweet potatoes, one of her husband’s favorites. “I’ve finally
been able to make them sweet,” she said, “but how do you make
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
ANSWER: 2001: A Space Odyssey! “2001 A Space Odyssey” (1968) was one of the world’s most visually spectacular movies when it was released. The screenplay was written by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke, based Clarke’s short story “The Sentinel”. (1948). Clarke released a novel of the same name after the movie was released. The story is minimal: A monolith is discovered in pre-historic times and another on the moon in contemporary time. The monolith has a role in the evolutionary practices on Earth. A race is on to find the third monolith near Jupiter. However only the anthropomorphic computer HAL knows the real mission with the five astronauts mere pawns in the process. The crux comes when the computer will not let the last astronaut back into the spacecraft as the computer fears he (it) will be shut down by Bowman. This was a visually spectacular movie (remember this was the sixties) known for its minimalist dialogue, its lack of stars and a classical music score. In 2010, it was named the greatest film of all time by one leading video movie journal.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? A: “There’s a storm coming.” B: “I know.”
Monday’s Quizzer is……. In Mrs. Farstaff’s Science class, they are holding a contest. She has a glass bottle, and a little bronze ball, the size of which is the exact same as the hole in the bottle. Mrs. Farstaff is giving the student who can put the ball in the bottle, without breaking the glass or destroying the ball somehow, an iPOD.
In her room there is a microwave, petroleum jelly, a stove, and a freezer.
Six of her seven students attempted this feat, but with no luck.
After the sixth student, the seventh, Geoff, comes up to the bottle and the ball. He thinks of using one of the tools in Mrs. Farstaff’s room at his disposal, and uses one (not the jelly as it was already proven to not work) and five hours later, gets the ball in the bottle and his free iPOD. How did he do it?
Tuesday’s Quizzer is……Complete these words using every letter of the alphabet once only…
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