WELCOME to Thursday August 2, 2018.
* I’ll be Sewing You.
* Red Cells in the Sunset.
* It’s Spleen a Long, Long Time.
* It Had to Be Flu.
* On the Bonny Banks of Glaucoma.
* Gonna Take a Sentimental Gurney.
* The Staphs and Streps Forever.
* Old Man’s Liver.
* I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Brace.
* The Girl From Emphysema.
* MRI Blue?
* My Melancolicky Baby.
* From Here to Maternity.
DAILY QUOTES…“Alex Trebek is hinting that he might retire from ‘Jeopardy!’ in 2020. When asked what he’ll do in retirement, Trebek said, ‘What is start drinking at noon?'” -Jimmy Fallon 😁
“A Massachusetts man was arrested this weekend for stripping naked and doing yoga poses in a Planet Fitness gym. That story again, a man in Massachusetts has become the first person ever to successfully cancel his gym membership.” -Seth Meyers
“Some big news here in California: The state’s Supreme Court just blocked an initiative asking people to vote on whether California should be split into three separate states. Had it split, the three different states would have been known as Northern California, Southern California, and More Racist Arizona.” -James Corden
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Professionally employed?” he asked. “We’re a military family,” the wife answered. “Children?” “Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve,” she answered proudly. “Animals?” “Oh, no,” she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved.” 😐
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???“Man, if this is their idea of Christmas, I can’t wait to see what they have in mind for New Year’s!”
ANSWER: Die Hard! Limo driver Argyle (De’voreaux White) muses aloud to himself as he hops into his limousine to drive John McClane (Bruce Willis) and his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) to her California home. “Die Hard” set new standards in action films, as it pitted a lone policeman against a band of terrorists in a confined space.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Wait. What’s her name?”
Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….
Thursday’s Quizzer is……
Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”
1. Palm, Pool, Protected
2. Deer, Chose, Goat
3. Life, Stork, Prune
4. Bomb, Click, Scary
5. Pup, Cup, Convey
6. Smell, Took, Sandal
7. Spin, Clues, Law
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