Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday August 2, 2018.

SONGS FROM THE HOSPITAL “HIT PARADE”

* I’ll be Sewing You.

* Red Cells in the Sunset.

* It’s Spleen a Long, Long Time.

* It Had to Be Flu.

* On the Bonny Banks of Glaucoma.

* Gonna Take a Sentimental Gurney.

* The Staphs and Streps Forever.

* Old Man’s Liver.

* I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Brace.

* The Girl From Emphysema.

* MRI Blue?

* My Melancolicky Baby.

* From Here to Maternity.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!😁😎

DAILY QUOTES…“Alex Trebek is hinting that he might retire from ‘Jeopardy!’ in 2020. When asked what he’ll do in retirement, Trebek said, ‘What is start drinking at noon?'” -Jimmy Fallon 😁

“A Massachusetts man was arrested this weekend for stripping naked and doing yoga poses in a Planet Fitness gym. That story again, a man in Massachusetts has become the first person ever to successfully cancel his gym membership.” -Seth Meyers

“Some big news here in California: The state’s Supreme Court just blocked an initiative asking people to vote on whether California should be split into three separate states. Had it split, the three different states would have been known as Northern California, Southern California, and More Racist Arizona.” -James Corden

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Professionally employed?” he asked. “We’re a military family,” the wife answered. “Children?” “Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve,” she answered proudly. “Animals?” “Oh, no,” she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved.” 😐

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???“Man, if this is their idea of Christmas, I can’t wait to see what they have in mind for New Year’s!”  

ANSWERDie Hard! Limo driver Argyle (De’voreaux White) muses aloud to himself as he hops into his limousine to drive John McClane (Bruce Willis) and his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) to her California home. “Die Hard” set new standards in action films, as it pitted a lone policeman against a band of terrorists in a confined space.
 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Wait. What’s her name?”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….

What advice is shown below?

BEETROOT
YEETROOT
YOETROOT
YOUTROOT
YOURROOT
YOURSOOT
YOURSEOT
YOURSELT
YOURSELF

Answer: Be true to yourself.

BEETROOT to YOURSELF (sound it out)

 

Thursday’s Quizzer is…

Find a rhyme for each word below so you end up with a familiar three-word phrase in the
form “__, __, and __”. Number 7 is in the form “___, ___, or ___”.

Example:
Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”

1. Palm, Pool, Protected
2. Deer, Chose, Goat
3. Life, Stork, Prune
4. Bomb, Click, Scary
5. Pup, Cup, Convey
6. Smell, Took, Sandal
7. Spin, Clues, Law














LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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