Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Friday August 3, 2018.

Words to build your vocabulary…

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability
to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when
vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at
least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up,
examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum
one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of
candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming
this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon’ iks) n. The actions of two people
maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be
swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across
the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it
under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n. Manhandling
the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that one
has to resort to the `illegal’ side.

PEPPIER (pehp ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant
whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners
if they want ground pepper.

PHONESIA (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone
number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they
answer.

PUPKUS (pup’ kus) n. The moist residue left on a window
after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of
always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick
it up, even when you’re only six inches away.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend people,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!😁😎

DAILY QUOTES… “I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.” ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

“It’s not all bad. Heightened self-consciousness, apartness, an inability to join in, physical
shame and self-loathing—they are not all bad. Those devils have been my angels. Without them I would never have disappeared into language, literature, the mind, laughter and all the mad intensities that made and unmade me.” ― Stephen Fry, Moab Is My Washpot
“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.” ― Maya Angelou
 
“You’ll learn, as you get older, that rules are made to be broken. Be bold enough to live life on your terms, and never, ever apologize for it. Go against the grain, refuse to conform, take the road less traveled instead of the well-beaten path. Laugh in the face of adversity, and leap before you look. Dance as though EVERYBODY is watching. March to the beat of your own drummer. And stubbornly refuse to fit in.” ― Mandy Hale, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my
brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as a gift. The
problem was we weren’t sure what to get, because it was an
odd size. Fortunately, my brother happened to be visiting
my mother one day when I called home.

“Measure the bed frame before you leave,” I told him.

“I don’t have a tape measure.”

“You can use a dollar bill,” I suggested, “each one is six
inches long.”

“Can’t,” he replied after digging through his wallet, “I
only have a ten.”😐

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “Wait. What’s her name?” 

ANSWERRed Dragon!  I wasn’t as fond of this 2002 film as I was of “Manhunter”, Michael Mann’s 1986 adaptation of the novel by Thomas Harris…but I have to admit that director Brett Ratner’s idea to weave a closer connection between the first Hannibal Lecter story and the second was pretty clever.

Hannibal (Anthony Hopkins) speaks these lines to his jailer, Dr. Chilton (Anthony Heald) after being told that there is a young female FBI agent wanting to meet him. Guess what her name is?

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Hey — you wanna see something REALLY scary?”

Thursday’s Quizzer is…….

Find a rhyme for each word below so you end up with a familiar three-word phrase in the
form “__, __, and __”. Number 7 is in the form “___, ___, or ___”.

Example:
Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”

1. Palm, Pool, Protected
2. Deer, Chose, Goat
3. Life, Stork, Prune
4. Bomb, Click, Scary
5. Pup, Cup, Convey
6. Smell, Took, Sandal
7. Spin, Clues, Law

Answer:

1. Calm, Cool, and Collected
2. Ear, Nose, and Throat
3. Knife, Fork, and Spoon
4. Tom, Dick, and Harry
5. Up, Up, and Away
6. Bell, Book, and Candle
7. Win, Lose, or Draw

 

Friday’s Quizzer is…

It prods a man’s hand, and it robs him of sleep,
It makes him climb mountains and travel the deep,
It makes him go wander down deep in a cave,
and do almost anything stupid or brave,
The longer denied the greater it grows,
It makes a man learn ’till he thinks that he knows.












LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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