AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability
to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when
vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at
least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up,
examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum
one more chance.
DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of
candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming
this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.
ELBONICS (el bon’ iks) n. The actions of two people
maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be
swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across
the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it
under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n. Manhandling
the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that one
has to resort to the `illegal’ side.
PEPPIER (pehp ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant
whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners
if they want ground pepper.
PHONESIA (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone
number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they
PUPKUS (pup’ kus) n. The moist residue left on a window
after a dog presses its nose to it.
TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of
always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick
it up, even when you’re only six inches away.
DAILY QUOTES… “I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.” ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as a gift. The
problem was we weren’t sure what to get, because it was an
odd size. Fortunately, my brother happened to be visiting
my mother one day when I called home.
“Measure the bed frame before you leave,” I told him.
“I don’t have a tape measure.”
“You can use a dollar bill,” I suggested, “each one is six
“Can’t,” he replied after digging through his wallet, “I
only have a ten.”😐
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Wait. What’s her name?”
ANSWER: Red Dragon! I wasn’t as fond of this 2002 film as I was of “Manhunter”, Michael Mann’s 1986 adaptation of the novel by Thomas Harris…but I have to admit that director Brett Ratner’s idea to weave a closer connection between the first Hannibal Lecter story and the second was pretty clever.
Hannibal (Anthony Hopkins) speaks these lines to his jailer, Dr. Chilton (Anthony Heald) after being told that there is a young female FBI agent wanting to meet him. Guess what her name is?
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Hey — you wanna see something REALLY scary?”
Thursday’s Quizzer is…….
Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”
1. Palm, Pool, Protected
2. Deer, Chose, Goat
3. Life, Stork, Prune
4. Bomb, Click, Scary
5. Pup, Cup, Convey
6. Smell, Took, Sandal
7. Spin, Clues, Law
2. Ear, Nose, and Throat
3. Knife, Fork, and Spoon
4. Tom, Dick, and Harry
5. Up, Up, and Away
6. Bell, Book, and Candle
7. Win, Lose, or Draw
Friday’s Quizzer is……
It makes him climb mountains and travel the deep,
It makes him go wander down deep in a cave,
and do almost anything stupid or brave,
The longer denied the greater it grows,
It makes a man learn ’till he thinks that he knows.
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