Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday August 20, 2018.

Ten Obtainable Affirmations…
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.

4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.

5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

6. Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.

7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.

8. I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.

9. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

10. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people,

and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!

Peace I am outta here, Eucman!😁😎

DAILY QUOTES…

“A new study finds that Americans have on average become several inches shorter in the

past 100 years. But scientists say it’s mainly because we’re all looking down at our phones.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Auntie Anne’s has announced it will begin selling pumpkin spice pretzel nuggets next

month. So if you like pumpkin spice and you like eating at the mall… you could

probably use some good news.” -Seth Meyers

“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. I said it to my family before I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to her manager, when the barista complained that one of the customers was making her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Our five-year-old grandson couldn’t wait to tell his grand-
father about the movie we had watched on television, “20,000
Leagues Under the Sea.”

The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept
him wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband

interrupted Mark, “What made the submarine sink, was it the
octopus?”

With a look of incredulity Mark replied, “No, Grampa, it was
the 20,000 leaks!”😐

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Go get ’em, tiger.”

ANSWER: Spider-Man 2! Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) encourages Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) to put on his costume and go do his thing at the very end of the film. He lets out a “Ya-hoo!” as he swings away from the apartment, but MJ’s line is really the last official dialogue in the film.

“Spider-Man 2” focused mainly on Peter Parker’s struggles with responsibility and duty, and ended with a resolution to his vascillating feelings about Mary Jane.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“Welcome to the new world, sir.”

Friday’s Quizzer is…….

If 8 is Canada, 2 is Mexico, 4 is the Pacific Ocean and 6 is the Atlantic, what # is the U.S.A.?

Answer:

The United States would be 5. Use the number pad on a keyboard as a reference, and the United States in the centre as 5:
8 has an arrow pointing up, so it would be Canada, because it is north.
2 has a down arrow, so it’s south which is Mexico.
4 points west, which is the Pacific.
6 points east, so its the Atlantic.
In the middle of all these is 5.

Friday’s Quizzer is……

There are 4 clues below. Each clue is related to a type of candy. You have to try to figure out what each candy is. Good luck!

1. The average worker loves this day.

2. When actors or actresses get a little break.

3. Think of the 4th planet from the sun.

4. Also referred to as ‘geeks’.

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