WELCOME to Tuesday August 21, 2018.
“Scientists have discovered that men are genetically programed to look at other women.
“Best Buy just purchased a company that provides emergency response services. So,
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, “What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Welcome to the new world, sir.”
ANSWER: The Hunt for Red October! Russian submarine captain Marko Ramius (Sean Connery) quotes Christopher Columbus as he and his purloined nuclear submarine are escorted to a secret New England hiding spot by CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin). The above quote is Ryan’s response to Ramius. Ryan spent most of the film trying to figure out (a) where Ramius was, and (b) what his real intentions were. As usual in Hollywood, everything worked out just fine in the end!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Hello, Jack. Are you of the Boston Dawsons?” “No, the, uh, Chippewa Falls Dawsons, actually.”
Monday’s Quizzer is…….
1. The average worker loves this day.
2. When actors or actresses get a little break.
3. Think of the 4th planet from the sun.
4. Also referred to as ‘geeks’.
Tuesday’s Quizzer is……
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