WELCOME to Wednesday August 22, 2018.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow. Next I’ tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
by ambulance to the emergency room. In typical hospital
fashion, she was placed on an examining table and then all
but ignored for the next half-hour. Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Hello, Jack. Are you of the Boston Dawsons?” “No, the, uh, Chippewa Falls Dawsons, actually.”
ANSWER: Titanic! In this scene Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) has joined a group of first-class passengers on the RMS Titanic at dinner, as a reward for saving the life of Rose Bukater (Kate Winslet) and has just been introduced to millionaire John Jacob Astor (Eric Braeden). Astor says this first line and Dawson replies with the second. “Titanic” tells the true-life story of the luxurious White Star ocean liner RMS Titanic that sank in 1912 on its maiden voyage, through the lives of two main fictional characters, Jack Dawson and Rose Bukater.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….
Wednesday’s Quizzer is……
AGENT DEE is very young.
AGENT YIP specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.
AGENT MIC has attractive abilities.
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