“A Colorado man unsuccessfully tried to break into a University of Colorado ATM by spraying it with acid and waiting for it to eat the protective covering away. He was caught when authorities examined the three hours of security footage of his face.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-
ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into
“What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?”
“It would go out,” he replied very matter-of-factly.
“Really?” I asked, surprised to hear that. “Is there a
lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would
extinguish it before the fumes ignited?”
“No,” my co-worker continued. “The force from the explosion
would blow out the match.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times’ sake?” “Can’t do it, Sally.”
ANSWER: The Godfather! In this scene Salvadore “Sally” Tessio (Abe Vigoda) realizes that Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) knows he was the traitor who tried to set up Michael’s assassination by a rival mob boss and that he is about to be killed himself. He turns to Corleone consigliore Tom Hagen (Robert Duvall) and asks this first line. Tom shakes his head and says the second line. “The Godfather” follows the lives of a fictional American crime family, but many of the characters and incidents in this fictional story are loosely based on people and incidents in real life.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Don’t smirk ________. I shan’t kiss you.” “Pity, ’cause I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.”
Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….
Try to determine the Anagrams for the following Agents.
AGENT DEE is very young.
AGENT YIP specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.
AGENT MIC has attractive abilities.
AGENT YIP, who is EGYPTIAN, specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.
AGENT MIC, who is MAGNETIC, has attractive abilities.
Thursday’s Quizzer is……
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