WELCOME to Friday August 24, 2018.
― Martin Luther King Jr.🙏
― G.K. Chesterton😎🙇
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog.
A neighbor, an old Florida cracker, was leaning on the fence
watching my progress and asked, “What the heck’s that for?”
I explained, “It’s a sun dial, see the sun will hit that
small triangular spike and cast a shadow on the face of the
sundial. Then, as the sun moves across the sky, the shadow
also moves across the calibrated dial, enabling a person to
determine the correct time.”
My neighbor shook his head and muttered,. “Huh, what will
they think of next?”😐😱
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Don’t smirk ________. I shan’t kiss you.” “Pity, ’cause I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “He’s not as tough as he thinks.” “Neither are we.”
Thursday’s Quizzer is…….
(U and R are gone from the word ‘your’ and are out of “your mind”.)
Friday’s Quizzer is……
You must do this in four (4) turns.
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