WELCOME to Monday August 27, 2018.
“Scientists in Canada are working to create the world’s first beer brewed entirely from cannabis. Scientists say they’ve been working tirelessly from morning to mid-morning.” -Seth Meyers
“For a lot of children, the party known as summer is over. Don’t worry, kids. School will end eventually and then you’ll get to go to a different kind of school called work, and it only ends when you get old and die.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
“Careful,” he cries. “Careful! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They’re gonna stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!”
The wife turns and asks, “What is wrong with you?”
Her husband calmly replies, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”😎
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “He’s not as tough as he thinks.” “Neither are we.”
ANSWER: The Sting! In this scene Johnny Hooker (Robert Redford) and Henry Gondorff (Paul Newman) spot gangster Doyle Lonnegan (Robert Shaw) in a train station and are sizing him up in anticipation of running a confidence scam on him. Hooker makes the observation in the first line but Gondorff replies with the second line. “The Sting” won Best Picture in the 1974 Academy Awards. “The Sting” was the only other feature film Paul Newman and Robert Redford made together after they made “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” in 1969. Much of the music in “The Sting” is ragtime written by African-American composer Scott Joplin, around the beginning of the 20th century (with musical adaptations for the movie by Marvin Hamlisch). Jack Nicholson turned down the role of Johnny Hooker before Robert Redford changed his mind and decided to take the part.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “But what about us?” “We’ll always have Paris”
Friday’s Quizzer is…….
You must do this in four (4) turns.
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Monday’s Quizzer is……
1. We may (FMFIAR) absolutely that (OHTNGIN) great in the (DWLOR) has been (DAECHCSOIMLP) without (NSPOAIS).
2. (ELVI) as if you (ERWE) to die (WTMOROOR). (NLREA) as if you were to (LIEV) (ORERVEF).
3. The way to get (DSETRAT) is to (UQTI) (GLATNIK) and (NBEIG) (ODGNI).
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