WELCOME to Tuesday August 28, 2018.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do,
anger AND bitterness in old age.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A family cleaning out their grandparents’ attic in Florida found a wooden box containing a mummified pirate’s hand on a map with gold coins. A treasure chest full of gold pirate coins may be cool, but do you know what I have in my attic? Family heirlooms and pictures of all my loved ones – and isn’t that the real treasure? No, no it isn’t. The real treasure is a treasure chest full of gold pirate coins.” -James Corden
“According to a list by ‘Business Insider,’ Washington University in St. Louis is the college with the best food. While the college with the worst food is the Olive Garden’s culinary institute.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Needing to look up a phone number while at a friend’s house, my teenage daughter asked for a phone book. She might as well have asked for a papyrus scroll.
“A phone book?” asked her friend.
“You know,” said my daughter. “A book with numbers in it.”
“Oh,” said her friend as it dawned on her. “You mean a math book.” 😱😐😁
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “But what about us?” “We’ll always have Paris”
ANSWER: Casablanca! In this almost final scene in the movie, Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), owner of Rick’s Cafe Americain nightclub in Casablanca, is talking to Ilsa Laszlo (Ingrid Bergman). She is reluctant to take an airplane out of Casablanca to join her husband Victor (Paul Henreid) and instead is wavering about staying in Casablanca with Rick. He gives her advice to leave and then adds “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.” In the 1944 Academy Awards, “Casablanca” won three Oscars, including Best Picture. Humphrey Bogart was nominated for Best Actor in a Leading Role for his portrayal of Rick, but didn’t win the Oscar.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“A two-bit hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a two-bit hooker.” “She is Lana Turner.”
Monday’s Quizzer is…….
In this teaser you are to try and unscramble the set of letters in each set of brackets to complete these quotations. Good luck!
1. We may (FMFIAR) absolutely that (OHTNGIN) great in the (DWLOR) has been (DAECHCSOIMLP) without (NSPOAIS).
2. (ELVI) as if you (ERWE) to die (WTMOROOR). (NLREA) as if you were to (LIEV) (ORERVEF).
3. The way to get (DSETRAT) is to (UQTI) (GLATNIK) and (NBEIG) (ODGNI).
1. We may (AFFIRM) absolutely that (NOTHING) great in the (WORLD) has been (ACCOMPLISHED) without (PASSION).Hegel
2. (LIVE) as if you (WERE) to die (TOMORROW). (LEARN) as if you were to (LIVE) (FOREVER). M.K. Gandhi
3. The way to get (STARTED) is to (QUIT) (TALKING) and (BEGIN) (DOING). Walt Disney
Tuesday’s Quizzer is……
Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.
Example: di____ve (a defeat)
Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)
1. mu____ds (rodents)
2. fro____g (young lice)
3. con____s (flightless birds)
4. ta____le (flying mammals)
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