Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday August 29, 2018.

Comebacks to the age old question – “Why aren’t you married yet?”
You haven’t asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great life?
Because I just love hearing this question.
It gives my mother something to live for.😱
My fiance is awaiting parole.
I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss America.
I’m waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads?
I don’t want to have to support another person on my pay-check.
Why aren’t you thin?😁
I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!😁😎

DAILY QUOTES…

“My body needs laughter as much as it needs tears. Both are cleansers of stress. ― Mahogany SilverRain😎

  

“Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.” ― Stephen King


“I have done this—made the sad prince laugh. Made his grieving parents smile. None but me. Think you only kings have power? Stand on a stage and hold the hearts of men in your hands. Make them laugh with a gesture, cry with a word. Make them love you. And you will know what power is.” ― Jennifer Donnelly😁


“If a rainbow makes a sound, or a flower as it grows, that was the sound of her laughter.” ― Wm. Paul Young,


G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Dewey was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said,
“You’ll know you’re really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French.”

Dewey ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last

night and everyone was talking in French!”

“Great!” said the teacher; “what were they saying?”

“I don’t know,” Dewey replied; “I couldn’t understand a word of it.” 😐

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???    “A two-bit hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a two-bit hooker.”  “She is Lana Turner.”

 

ANSWER: L.A. Confidential!L.A. Confidential! In this scene Detectives Exley (Guy Pearce) and Vincennes (Kevin Spacey) spot gangster Johnny Stompanato (Paolo Seganti) at a nightclub table and want to question him. Detective Exley says the first line while attempting to shoo off Stompanato’s date, but Detective Vincennes makes the observation in the second line. An incensed Lana Turner (Brenda Bakke) throws a drink in Detective Exley’s face! The word “cut” refers to plastic surgery designed to make wannabe movie actresses look like famous stars. “L.A. Confidential” was nominated for Best Picture in the 1998 Academy Awards but lost to “Titanic.” Historical note: Some months later Stompanato would be stabbed to death by Turner’s 14-year-old daughter, Cheryl. However, Lana took the blame (supposedly to protect her daughter) and was found innocent since her testimony caused the death to be labeled a justifiable homicide. Some observers have said her testimony at the coroner’s inquest was the acting performance of her life.


Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You are such a boor.”[he misunderstands her comment, i.e., the following spelling change is correct]  “A boar? I am no boar!”

Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….

Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.

Example: di____ve (a defeat)
Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)

1. mu____ds (rodents)
2. fro____g (young lice)
3. con____s (flightless birds)
4. ta____le (flying mammals)

 
Answer:  1. mustards + (RATS – mu_STAR_ds)
2. frosting + (NITS – fro_STIN_g)
3. consumes + (EMUS – con_SUME_s)
4. tastable + (BATS – ta_STAB_le)


Wednesday’s Quizzer is…

What is the following item?

door odro ordo rood rood ordo odro door

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

LINKS: http://www.slampi.org., http://www.hopeBUILD.org. www.GodLovesPraise.com. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#

Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store

 

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