WELCOME to Thursday August 30, 2018.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!😁😎
“Police in Australia are searching for a group of men seen releasing live crocodiles into a school building. Though, if you ask me, they should probably be searching for the crocodiles.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study found that people with a lot of phobias are more likely to have health problems. Or as those people put it, ‘I was afraid of that.'” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
“Big Lobster Tales, $5 each.”
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the
waitress, “Five dollars each for lobster tails — is that
“Yes,” she said. “It’s our special just for today.”
“Well,” he said, “they must be little lobster tails.”
“No,” she replied, “it’s the really big lobster.”
“Big red lobster tails, $5 each?” he said, amazed. “They
must be old lobster tails!”
“No, they’re definitely today’s.”
“Today’s big red lobster tails — $5 each?” he repeated,
“Yes,” she insisted.
“Well, here’s my five dollars,” he said. “I’ll take one.”
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited
him to sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand
on his shoulder, leaned over close to him, and said, “Once
upon a time there was a really big, red lobster…”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER: Tom Jones! In this scene London resident Miss Western (Edith Evans) encounters her country farmer brother (Hugh Griffith) sprawled on a haystack and says the first line. He misunderstands her comment and replies with the second. She considers him an uncouth country bumpkin. He considers her a citified busybody. This hilarious movie tells the story of Tom Jones (played as a young adult by a young Albert Finney), a child of unknown parentage who is raised as a gentleman in 18th century England. In the 1964 Academy Awards “Tom Jones” won four Oscars, including Best Picture.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Like a wolf, huh? You never seen a wolf in your life”
Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….
door odro ordo rood rood ordo odro door
The letters change in each representation of the word door as if it were an actual door turning around
Thursday’s Quizzer is……
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