by eucman

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


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WELCOME to Thursday August 23, 2018.
THOUGHTS 4 THE DAY...
1. Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
2. Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
3. Middle age is when broadness  of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
4. Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
5. Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
6.  The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.😱
7. When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you’re in a public restroom.
8. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
9. The real reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.
10. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
11. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.😐
12. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
13. A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
14. A modern pioneer is a woman who can get  through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.
15. The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let  them.
16. Money isn’t everything….there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!😁😎

DAILY QUOTES… 

“A guy in New York is selling the world’s largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn’t really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Colorado man unsuccessfully tried to break into a University of Colorado ATM by spraying it with acid and waiting for it to eat the protective covering away. He was caught when authorities examined the three hours of security footage of his face.” -Seth Meyers

“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a
senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-
ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into
them.

“What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?”
I joked.

“It would go out,” he replied very matter-of-factly.

“Really?” I asked, surprised to hear that. “Is there a
lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would
extinguish it before the fumes ignited?”

“No,” my co-worker continued. “The force from the explosion
would blow out the match.”😐

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times’ sake?”  “Can’t do it, Sally.”

 

ANSWER: The Godfather! In this scene Salvadore “Sally” Tessio (Abe Vigoda) realizes that Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) knows he was the traitor who tried to set up Michael’s assassination by a rival mob boss and that he is about to be killed himself. He turns to Corleone consigliore Tom Hagen (Robert Duvall) and asks this first line. Tom shakes his head and says the second line. “The Godfather” follows the lives of a fictional American crime family, but many of the characters and incidents in this fictional story are loosely based on people and incidents in real life.


Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Don’t smirk ________. I shan’t kiss you.” “Pity, ’cause I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.”

Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….

The Agents of F.C.I. have amusing anagrams to match their characteristics, for example, AGENT SOUL, whose name anagrams to LANGOUSTE, likes seafood.

Try to determine the Anagrams for the following Agents.

AGENT DEE is very young.

AGENT YIP specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.

AGENT MIC has attractive abilities.

Answer: AGENT DEE, who is TEENAGED, is very young.
AGENT YIP, who is EGYPTIAN, specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.
AGENT MIC, who is MAGNETIC, has attractive abilities.


Thursday’s Quizzer is……

YO MIND




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