WELCOME to Monday September 17, 2018.
1. If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.
“A man in Florida has been arrested for stealing over $5 million from his job at a local credit union to produce movies. He apparently got caught after the release of his new documentary, ‘How I Stole $5 Million From My Local Credit Union.'” -Seth Meyers
“A math blogger says he’s figured out ‘the world’s favorite number.’ It turns out that it’s 7. The least popular number? The fake phone number you get when you tell a girl you’re a math blogger.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I had worked late, and my Labrador was so overjoyed to see
me arrive home that he jumped up just as I leaned down.
Our heads collided, and I sported an impressive shiner for
I had to repeat frequently to co-workers and friends how I
came by it, and one day on the elevator, a secretary whom
I hadn’t seen for some time looked at my black eye and ex-
claimed, “My goodness, what happened to you?”
“The dog did it,” I wearily replied.
A man standing next to us looked over at me and said
knowingly, “Ahh, you must own a boxer.”😐
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER: Catch Me If You Can!
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You know, we’ve been looking for you guys for a long time.”
“Yeah? Well remember, we’re the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E…”
Friday’s Quizzer is…….
And because the family are spies, the Mom understood the message.
What was the message?
If you read the first letters beginning from the first word downward, and then the last letters from
Monday’s Quizzer is……
1. Iron + M + Iodine + Nickel + Neon
2. M + Arsenic + Copper + Lithium + Neon
3. Iron + M + Aluminum + E
4. Tungsten + Oxygen + M + A + Nitrogen
5. Germanium + Nitrogen + Thallium + E + M + A + Nitrogen
6. Lanthanum + Dysprosium
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