Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Tuesday October 2, 2018.

Things you should know but probably don’t… (even care about!😎)
1. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton.
2.The dot over the  letter i is called a “tittle”.
3. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
4.  Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
5. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
6. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were  misspelled.
7. The ‘spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
8. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.
9. Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous  system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.
10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! HAVE A TUESDAY MONDAY PEOPLE!
And whatever you do,don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


“The more you expect from life, the more your expectations will be fulfilled. By laughing, you do not use up your laughter, but increase your store of it. The more you love, the more you will be loved. The more you give, the more you will receive. Life proves that truth every hour, every day. And life continues to surprise.” ― Dean Koontz
“At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.”
― Jean Huston
“Most of all, I remember her laughing. It filled my ears. Her smile, her sparkling eyes, and her infectious laughter, along with the vistas, were limitless and unending and powerful.” ― Sharon E. Rainey

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Three tourists climbed up the tower with London’s Big Ben
and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down
the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground.
The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before
the had taken three steps. the second threw his watch and
made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter.
third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the
stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked
slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch.” How did
you do that?” asked one of his friends.
“My watch is 20 minutes slow.”

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “…and they mostly come at night…mostly.”

ANSWER: Aliens! “Aliens”, the Academy Award-winning film proceeding Ridley Scott’s popular 1979 hit, “Alien”, starred Sigourney Weaver in the main role as Ellen Ripley (which was also nominated for Best Actress). The film, released in 1986, was as great, if not better, than the original as Ripley returns to the alien planet in order to save a colony who has lost contact with Earth. Something is amiss. When they arrive, the only survivor of the alien attack, Newt, is found inside the building. Ripley goes to extreme lengths to save Newt from the various pitfalls and setbacks of the horrible alien planet, including making a solo trip into the alien queen’s lair to save the girl. The quote in question was mentioned by Newt as the survivors of the initial attack (once they first arrive) try to escape the building and depart in their shuttle. However, the aliens get there first, kill the pilot, and cause the shuttle to come crashing to the ground. Newt warns the others: “We’d better get back, ’cause it’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night… mostly.” Ironically, this serious line, which shows the hopeless isolation of the group, has been parodied on various TV shows and movies due to its popularity.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Sir, would you mind taking your feet off the table and put your shoes on, please?”  “Yeah, I would mind. I’m havin’ a bad night.”

Monday’s Quizzer is…….

What is the next number?

3, 76, 49, 24, 59

Answer: 36
Look at the title!  


Tuesday’s Quizzer is…

1: flawed
2: not flawed
1: flawed
3: not flawed
1: flawed
4: not flawed
1: flawed
5: not flawed

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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