Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday October 3, 2018.

Today the Eucman brings you calorie-burning activities.

Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are engaged in sedentary occupations do not realize that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require much (or any) physical exercise.

Here’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.
Beating around the bush . . . . . .. ……… .75
Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . .. ……. .100
Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . ……… .150
Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . ……… ..50
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . ….. ……..25
Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . ………. .250
Making mountains out of molehills……. .500
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . …….. ..50
Bending over backwards . . . . . . . …… ..75
Running around in circles. . . . . . ……. .350
Climbing the ladder of success . ……. . .650

Finding that all that glitters isn’t gold…..100

Getting your knickers in a twist …………500

Kissing and making up…………………….750

Living happily ever after………………. ..1000

Finding a Cat got your tongue……………350

Reading between the lines………………..650

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed.250
Hey which one is your activity? That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! HAVE A

WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY PEOPLE! And whatever you do,don’t forget to LAFF IT UP!

Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…

“I knew of no instruction manual for reaching a higher level of humanity and a greater wisdom. But I felt intuitively that laughter was the beginning of wisdom, as is was indispensable for survival.” ― Ingrid Betancourt

“Laughing at your imperfections: isn’t that the best way to cure them?”
― Marty Rubin

“There is also laughter in life. Laughter is a lovely thing—to laugh without reason, to have joy in one’s heart without cause, to love without seeking anything in return. But such laughter rarely happens to us. We are burdened with sorrow; our life is a process of misery and strife, a continuous disintegration, and we almost never know what it is to love with our whole being….” ― Jiddu Krishnamurti

“It’s important to take life very seriously. That is why we must laugh at every opportunity.” ― Jamie Arpin-Ricci

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs,
a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb.

When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer
pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him.

“Does your dog have a license?” he asked.

“Oh, no,” the man said, “He doesn’t need one; I always do
the driving.”😐😱😎

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Sir, would you mind taking your feet off the table and put your shoes on, please?” “Yeah, I would mind. I’m havin’ a bad night.”

ANSWER: Casino! In this scene manager of the fictional Tangiers casino, Billy Sherbert (Don Rickles), has politely asked a gambler at a card table (Craig Vincent) this first line and he has replied with the second. Although the characters in “Casino” were fictionalized, the story was based on actual incidents and people. In the 1996 Academy Awards, Sharon Stone (she played call girl/wife Ginger McKenna Rothstein) was nominated for Best Actress in a Leading Role but lost the Oscar to Susan Sarandon in “Dead Man Walking.” Two historical notes: 1) Oscar Goodman, who played a small partin the movie as Sam Rothstein’s attorney, was subsequently elected the Mayor of Las Vegas. 2) the real Frank “Lefty” Rosenthal (the movie character Sam “Ace” Rothstein, played by Robert De Niro, was based on his life) was permanently banned from the state of Nevada.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“But Delta’s already on probation.”
“They are? Well, as of this moment, they’re on *double, secret* probation!”

Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….

1: flawed
2: not flawed
1: flawed
3: not flawed
1: flawed
4: not flawed
1: flawed
5: not flawed

Answer: No one is perfect.

Wednesday’s Quizzer is……

How can you make the following equation correct without changing it at all?
8 + 8 = 91

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