WELCOME to Monday October 8, 2018.
a shovel.” –Anonymous
“Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to
recognize a mistake when you make it again.”
–Franklin P. Jones
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a
necessary ingredient in living. It’s a way of looking at life
through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and
that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
building and became lost.
After a long search of the rambling first floor to find an
exit, he spotted a woman at the end of a corridor.
“Excuse me, can you tell me how do I get outside?” he asked.
“Dial 9,” she replied.😐😎
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“That’s not a knife. THAT’S a knife.”
ANSWER:Crocodile Dundee! In this scene Crocodile Dundee (Paul Hogan) is enjoying a visit from Australia to New York City to visit the newspaper reporter who wrote a story about him (Linda Kozlowski). While taking a walk they are confronted by a mugger (Tony Holmes). She whispers the first line, but he pulls out a gigantic Bowie knife and says the second. The mugger beats a hasty retreat. In the 1987 Academy Awards “Crocodile Dundee” was nominated for Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen but lost to “Hannah and Her Sisters.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Oh, thank you doctor.”
Friday’s Quizzer is…….
Answer: No man is above the law.
Monday’s Quizzer is……
1) a small bundle & a pointed stake for a fence & a small isolated area or group (6 letters)
2) to express in words & not freshly made & to look fixedly at something (5 letters)
3) a dance that conveys a story & a makeshift bed & a hammer-like implement (6 letters)
4) a local branch of a society & a mercantile lease of a ship & to talk incessantly (7 letters)
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