Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
door, Not by the beauty of it all, by the lights or its
But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and
gasp– the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics,
There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch
money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor who never said
Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell, was
sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.
I nudged the angel, “What’s the deal? I would love to hear
your take. How’d all these sinners get up here? God must’ve
made a mistake.
And why’s everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue.”
“Hush, child,” said he. “They’re all in shock. No one thought
they’d see you.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Oh, thank you doctor.”
ANSWER: Young Frankenstein! This scene is typical Mel Brooks’ humor (he was the director and co-writer of the screenplay). Doctor Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) is holding his well-endowed young lab assistant Inga (Terri Garr), who is wearing a low-cut dress. When he comments with the first line on some over-size doorknockers on the castle doors, she replies with the second. In the 1975 Academy Awards “Young Frankenstein” was nominated for two Oscars but didn’t win either.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Why don’t you love me, Jenny? I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”
TODAY’S TRIVIA GODDESS AWARD OF THE DAY GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! 🙏🙏🙇🙇🙅
Monday’s Quizzer is…….
1) a small bundle & a pointed stake for a fence & a small isolated area or group (6 letters)
2) to express in words & not freshly made & to look fixedly at something (5 letters)
3) a dance that conveys a story & a makeshift bed & a hammer-like implement (6 letters)
4) a local branch of a society & a mercantile lease of a ship & to talk incessantly (7 letters)
2) state, stale, stare
3) ballet, pallet, mallet
4) chapter, charter, chatter
Tuesday’s Quizzer is……
As you command water – or any liquid – to flow upwards! Could you be tampering with the secrets of the Earth?
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