Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday October 11, 2018.

Things Adults Learn From Kids:
1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. Quiet does not necessarily mean don’t worry.
5. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
6. Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
7. You shouldn’t throw baseballs at the ceiling fan when on.
8. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
9. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
10. PB&J sandwiches do not fit into DVD players.
11. When you hear the toilet flush and the words “Uh-oh;” it’s already too late.
12. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
13. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock despite
a 36-year-old man saying it can only be done in the movies.
14. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
15. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball
cleats it does not leak – it explodes.
16. Dish soap mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
17. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old.
18. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
19. Gorilla glue is forever.
20. No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
21. Pool filters do not like Jello.
22. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).
HAVE A WONDERFUL THURSDAY PEOPLE! And whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


DAILY QUOTES…

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep
alone.” –Anthony Burgess 
 
“The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed”
― Nicolas Chamfort
 
“Laughter with those that understand us is music for the soul.
A hug at the right moment and a kind shoulder to lean on,
Is the sprinkle of magic that keeps us walking towards hope.”
― Mimi Novic
 

“Although my mother didn’t know anything about science, she had a great influence on me as well. In particular, she had a wonderful sense of humor, and I learned from her that the highest form of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion” ― Richard Feynman

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all
over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the
electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and
left.

When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address,
he was told, “I’m at Post Office Box 99.”

The weary lineman replied, “Ma’am, I’ll be coming to you in
a truck, not an envelope.”😎

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “I can’t swim.” “Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya.”

ANSWER: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid! In the events leading up to this scene Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman), The Sundance Kid (Robert Redford) and their gang have just robbed a train. However, one of the train cars contains a posse of mounted Pinkerton detectives, who immediately give chase. The gang splits off, but the posse continues to trail Butch and Sundance up in mountainous country. When they are confronted by a steep drop off to a river, Sundance prepares to fight to the death. Butch suggests they instead jump and Sundance says no. When Butch persists, Sundance says the first line.  An amused Butch replies with the second. Newman and Redford really did leap off a facsimile of the cliff but they landed on a mattress roughly six feet below. The actual death-defying jump was made by stunt men (although they actually are filmed jumping off a large crane into a lake). In the 1970 Academy Awards, “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” was nominated in seven categories, including Best Picture (but lost to “Midnight Cowboy”). It did win four Oscars.

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….

In these Word Pyramids, the first letter is given to you (which is the first answer). Use the clues to build the pyramid to find the answer. In each consecutive answer, a letter is added to the previous answer. However, the answer letters might not be in the same order. Good Luck!!

Starting letter: A

Clues:

1. sodium
2. one, some, every, or all
3. greenish blue
4. careful and shrewd
5. Grand ——

Answer: 

A
NA
ANY
CYAN
CANNY
CANYON

The Grand Canyon leaves all who experience it with a sense of wonder, magic and awe. From its dramatic 5000 foot deep,

277 miles long, and up to 18 mile wide gorge, to its diverse plateaus, towers and hills, the Grand Canyon is one of the world’s
most stunning destinations. Rich with exceptional beauty, ancient geological history and modern universal amazement, the
Grand Canyon attracts more than 5 million tourists each year. 

Thursday’s Quizzer is…

I’ve been drawn by the artists these days, and of old;
Yet I’m seen only when all around me is cold.

For most of the time you just live and ignore me;
Then you gasp for me, stop for me, mutter below me.

You might say, in surprise, I’ve been taken away,
But it’s true I’ve been with you, at least ’til today.

When I leave you, you leave too!

Who am I?


LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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