Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday November 1, 2018.

WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF…..
Amnesia?…What did you just ask me?
Apathy?…I don’t care.
Bigotry?…I’m not going to tell someone like you.
Egotistical?…I’m the best person to answer that question.
Evasive?…Go do your homework.
Flatulent?…That question really stinks!
Ignorance?…I don’t know.
Indifference?…It doesn’t matter.
Influenza?…You’ve got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia?…I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Irreverent?…I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
Narcissism?…Before I answer, tell me, don’t I look great?
Over-Protective?…I don’t know if you’re ready for the answer.
Paranoid?…You probably think I don’t know the answer, do you?
Procrastination?…I’ll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive?…I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered?…Well, I know the answer, that’s all that matters.
Suspicious?…Why are you asking me all these questions?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A WONDERFUL THURSDAY PEOPLE!

and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…
“In New York, a group of Burger King employees dressed up their restaurant as a McDonald’s for Halloween. And in an even crazier stunt, Olive Garden employees dressed up their workplace as an Italian restaurant.” -Conan O’Brien

“I miss the days when Halloween was a simple holiday about making ritual sacrifices to

evil spirits to ensure a plentiful harvest.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“I love it when people dress up their dogs in Halloween costumes. But I don’t like it when I tell someone how cute their dog looks, and they’re like ‘Hey, that’s my child.'” -Jimmy Fallon



G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called to inquire when he could work
on her car. “I’m not busy now,” he replied. “bring it right in.”

A short time later, the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit.

“Wow!” Remarked Wayne. “That’s great driving. Your wheels only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the pit.”

She looked blankly at him and asked, “What pit?” 😐



Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? 

“Just tell me how much he owes and I’ll pay you back.”
“So far, it’s about 1.3 million dollars.”

ANSWER:Catch Me If You Can! In this scene several FBI agents visit Paula Abagnale (Nathalie Baye) to try and locate her son Frank, Jr. (Leonardo DiCaprio). She says the first line, thinking he is in some minor trouble, and agent Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) says the second. The real Frank Abagnale Jr. appears briefly in this movie as a French policeman. In the 2003 Academy Awards “Catch Me If You Can” was nominated for two awards but didn’t win either.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“Look, John, we can’t have you running around out there wastin’ friendly civilians.”
“There are no friendly civilians!”

Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….

A two hundred dollar purchase
With a twenty-five dollar rent,
Until you have all four of us,
Then an even return you’ll get.

One is next to Illinois,
And one borders Virginia.
One has no state name next to it,
The fourth’s near Pennsylvania

What are we?

Answer: The railroads in the U.S. version of the game of Monopoly!


Thursday’s Quizzer is…

What is the smallest whole number that, when written out, uses all the vowels, A, E, I, O, U and even Y one and one time only each in its spelling?



LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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