WELCOME to Monday November 5, 2018.
The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.
The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father.
Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still, & he obeyed him.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
King David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the Biblical times.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
The Jews were a proud people and, throughout history, they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A GREAT MONDAY PEOPLE!
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A New Jersey restaurant is offering a special menu this month that doesn’t list prices, but instead asks customers to pay what they think is fair. According to the sign in the window, the restaurant is called ‘This Space for Rent.'” -Seth Meyers 😎
“They say it now costs $250,000 to raise a child to age 18, and that doesn’t count college, which is like $50,000 a year. So kids, if you want to give dad a great Father’s Day gift, run away.” -Jimmy Kimmel 😁
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as
the feature was about to start a baby boomer from the center
of the row got up and started working her way out. “Excuse
me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops,
By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her
and I was a little impatient so I said, “Couldn’t you have
done this a little earlier?” “No!!” she said in a loud
whisper, “The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just
flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car.” 😱
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.” “Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don’t have men killed.”
ANSWER: The Godfather! In this scene Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) is talking to his girlfriend, Kay Adams (Diane Keaton) near Kay’s New Hampshire school after Michael’s return from Sicily. He is trying to persuade her to marry him. When Michael tells Kay, “I’m working for my father now, Kay. He’s been sick — very sick,” she says, “But you’re not like him, Michael. I thought you weren’t going to become a man like your father. That’s what you told me.” Then Michael says line one and Kay responds with line two. Michael then says, “Oh. who’s being naive, Kay?”
In the 1973 Academy Awards “The Godfather” won three Oscars, including Best Picture, and Marlon Brando for Best Actor in a Leading Role. Al Pacino, James Caan, and Robert Duvall were all nominated for Best Actor in a Supporting Role, but didn’t win. Some of the other actors who were considered for or who wanted the role of Michael (Al Pacino’s role) included Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro, Martin Sheen, Rod Steiger, Alain Delon, Burt Reynolds, and Robert Redford.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m a what?”
Friday’s Quizzer is…….
Example: Reading Glasses = *Y**EAR
1. Word for word, without reading = *Y *EAR*
2. New York Birthplace of F.D.R. = *Y*E *AR*
3. Caveat Emptor = **YE* ***AR*
4. Person engaged in reverie = **Y**EA**R
5. Student at Harvard or Yale, e.g. = **Y *EA***R
6. Seafood restaurant = *Y**E* *AR
7. Old sage who doesn’t shave = ***Y*EAR*
8. Extra-powerful, souped up = *Y*E***AR***
9. Absolutely transparent = **Y**** **EAR
10. Place to drop off clothes = **Y **EA**R
11. Jellystone resident = Y*** *EAR
12. Headache remedy since 1899 = **YE* A***R**
2. HYDE PARK
3. BUYER BEWARE
5. IVY LEAGUER
6. OYSTER BAR
7. GREYBEARD or GRAYBEARD
9. CRYSTAL CLEAR
10. DRY CLEANER
11. YOGI BEAR
12. BAYER ASPIRIN
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