Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


WELCOME to Tuesday November 6, 2018.

Today we take a look at the words of past Astute Visionaries….
1. “Computers  in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” — Popular Mechanics,  forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
2. “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
3. “I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and  talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing  is a fad that won’t last out the year.” — The editor in charge of  business books for Prentice Hall, 1957
4. “There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”  — Ken Olson, President, Chairman and founder of Digital Equipment  Corp., 1977
5.”This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously  considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no  value to us.” — Western Union internal memo, 1876.
6. “The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who  would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?” — David  Sarnoff’s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the  radio in the 1920s.
7. “Who would want to hear actors talk?” — H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
8. “I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and  not Gary Cooper.” — Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading  role in “Gone With The Wind”
9. “A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research  reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies  like you make.” — Response to Debbi Fields’ idea of starting Mrs.  Fields’ Cookies.
10. “We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” — Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
11. “So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing  thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or, we’ ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ And, they said, ‘No.’ So then, we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet.'” — Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and HP interested in his and Steve Wozniak’s personal computer.
12. “Everything that can be invented has been invented.” — Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
13.  “640K ought to be enough computer storage space for anybody.” — Bill Gates, 1981.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY PEOPLE!

Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.
The Photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”😱

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before.

What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.😁

Remember; Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a

90 per cent probability you’ll get it wrong.

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

As a department head stationed on a Navy vessel, I was con-
cerned about one of my senior enlisted men. He was a superb
technician, but he had a problem taking orders. One day I
took him aside and suggested he try something that had
worked for me.

“Whenever an officer gives you a directive that you think
is stupid,” I told him, “just say, ‘Yes, sir.’ But in your
mind, think, ‘You’re an idiot!’ Will this work for you?”

He smiled at me and replied, “Yes, sir!”😁😎


Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “You’re a wizard, ______.”  “I’m a what?”

ANSWER: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (a.k.a. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone)! After his parents are killed by the evil wizard Voldemort (Richard Bremmer), baby Harry Potter is raised by his Aunt Petunia (Fiona Shaw) and Uncle Vernon (Richard Griffiths), who treat him poorly. When he turns 11 he is invited to attend the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, with the invitation delivered personally by gentle giant Rubeus Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane). In this scene Hagrid says the first line when the invitation is delivered and a surprised Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) exclaims the second. In the 2002 Academy Awards “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” was nominated in three categories but didn’t win any Oscars. Many of the impressive special effects in this movie were created by George Lucas’ company Industrial Light and Magic. Richard Harris at first turned down the part of Albus Dumbledore, but after his eleven-year-old granddaughter heard her grandfather had turned down the part she threatened never to speak to him again if he didn’t reconsider. He wound up taking it.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“I told you not to pick up the phone.”
“Then stop calling me.”

Monday’s Quizzer is…….

What is represented with this rebus?
2. Blame
3. Blame
4. Blame
5. Blame
Answer:  There is no “One” to blame.

Tuesday’s Quizzer is…

Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to
form another word that is the answer to this teaser:

MTHEE Take letters 3 & 4
TTLERA Take letters 1 & 2
XETNDE Take letters 1 & 6
AYL Take letter 1

Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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