Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday November 9, 2018.

THINGS ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A JIGSAW PUZZLE……

1. Don’t force a fit. If something is meant to be, it
will come together naturally.

2. When things aren’t going so well, take a break.
Everything will look different when you return.

3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on
the little pieces only leads to frustration.

4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went
together bit by bit, piece by piece.

5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be
sure to come back later (see #4).

6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a
guidebook.

7. Variety is the spice of life. It’s the different colors
and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.

8. Working together with friends and family makes any task
fun.

9. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of
security and order.

10. Don’t be afraid to try different combinations. Some
matches are surprising.

11. Take time often to celebrate your successes (even
little ones).

12. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great
puzzle can’t be rushed.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND PEOPLE!

Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…

“Laughter lightens my heart and therefore heals my soul as well.”
― Sharon E. Rainey

“Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of

all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn’t in time.”
― John Steinbeck

“A beautiful life is a life that is content and satisfied with material possessions,

and has an abundance of hope, love, laughter, kindness, and compassion.”
― Debasish Mridha

“Days are made to be filled with laughter.”
― Kevin J. Donaldson

“When I could find something to laugh about for 30 minutes, my grief

lightened just enough to make the day bearable.”
― Sharon E. Rainey

“The beauty of death is that it is a constant reminder of the limited time we spend here

in this unique life on Earth. It is the ongoing wakeup call that reminds us to be joyous,

to laugh, to love, to be compassionate and grateful, and most of all – to forgive.”
― Alaric Hutchinson

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.

“What are they doing?” she asked the tour guide.

“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many

bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.”

When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady asked the guide: “So, what’s the answer?”

The guide replied: “One.” 😐😎

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“Your son has a very great talent. I don’t think you are aware how great it is. That he is attempting to use that very talent against your will.”
“He is a very willful boy.”

ANSWER: The Shining! In the events leading up to this scene, Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) has accepted the job of being the winter caretakerfor an isolated Colorado resort hotel, despite hearing a grisly story about a previous caretaker going stir crazy and killing his family. Jack, his wife Wendy (Shelley Duvall) and son Danny (Danny Lloyd) arrive at the Overlook hotel just as the staff is getting ready to leave. They are shown the kitchen by the resort’s chef Dick Hallorann (Scatman Crothers), who realizes

Danny has the special power of mental telepathy his grandmother used to call “shining.” In this scene a delusional Jack is having a conversation with Delbert Grady (Philip Stone), a butler he thinks is the caretaker who killed his family. Grady says line one and Jack replies with line two. Grady then adds, “Indeed he is, Mr. Torrance. A very willful boy. A rather naughty boy, if I may be so bold, sir.” When Jack replies, “It’s his mother. She, uh, interferes” Grady says, “Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don’t mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn’t care for the Overlook at first. One of

them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I “corrected” them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I “corrected” her.” The ominous-sounding music in the opening scene is just wonderful. “The Shining” is one my favorites.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“Why do you want this so badly?”
“Because they said I couldn’t have it.”

Thursday’s Quizzer is…….

A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same,

not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two

connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions,

what are the spoonerisms?

1) ales in Madrid & to refuse javelins
2) sluggish crawl & insane jump
3) very warm poodle & selfish hoarder of specks
4) large cetacean & bundle of toupees

Answer: 1) Spanish beers & banish spears
2) lazy creep & crazy leap
3) hot dog & dot hog
4) big whale & wig bale

Friday’s Quizzer is……

Can you decipher this:

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