WELCOME to Tuesday November 13, 2018.
Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident?
-Norma
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don’t You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
-Neil
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God?
I thought You had everything.
-Jane
Dear God,
Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto
you”? Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my
brother!
-Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for
was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him
anyway. Your friend.
(But I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.
Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“There’s an event company that specializes in fake weddings. The idea is that many young people don’t want to get married but they do want a wedding, so the company puts on a fake ceremony and a fake reception. I can’t imagine writing ‘Will attend’ on an RSVP for a fake wedding. There are already weddings for people who don’t want to get married – they’re called weddings.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“The FDA is currently debating whether the chocolate hazelnut topping Nutella should be classified as a dessert or a spread. Which is ridiculous. Nutella isn’t a dessert or a spread, it’s a cry for help.” -James Corden
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door.
“Hey Dad, announced Billy, “have you met the new neighbors?”
“No.”
“Come on Dad, you have to meet them.”
“Some other time; I’m busy.”
“Dad, you have to meet them now.”
From the urgency in Billy’s voice, I assumed the neighbors
were waiting outside. I set aside my project and went to the
front of the house. No one was there.
“Where are they?” I asked.
“Well, Dad,” he explained, “we haven’t met them yet either,
but our baseball is in their living room!”😐
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Yeah, and we’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.”
ANSWER: Beverly Hills Cop!In the events leading up to this scene, a friend visiting from California is killed right before the eyes of Detroit copDetective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy). Foley follows the killer to Beverly Hills, California, where Lieutenant Andrew
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You ARE.”
Monday’s Quizzer is…….
1. A snooze…in a hiking bag: __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __
2. An armed conflict…in one who lacks courage: __ __ __ __ __ __
3. A line of seats…in a king’s headdress:__ __ __ __ __
4. A brooch…in a statement of belief:__ __ __ __ __ __ __
5. A math term…in a fireman’s climbing apparatus:__ __ __ __ __ __
Tuesday’s Quizzer is……
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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