Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday November 13, 2018.

CHILDREN’S LETTERS TO GOD..

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident?
-Norma

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don’t You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
-Neil

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God?
I thought You had everything.
-Jane

Dear God,
Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto
you”? Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my
brother!
-Darla

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for
was a puppy.
-Joyce

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him
anyway. Your friend.
(But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY PEOPLE!

Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…

“A new study suggests that ancient cave art from 40,000 years ago was mostly done by women. So even back then men didn’t have a say in decorating.” -Jimmy Fallon

“There’s an event company that specializes in fake weddings. The idea is that many young people don’t want to get married but they do want a wedding, so the company puts on a fake ceremony and a fake reception. I can’t imagine writing ‘Will attend’ on an RSVP for a fake wedding. There are already weddings for people who don’t want to get married – they’re called weddings.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“The FDA is currently debating whether the chocolate hazelnut topping Nutella should be classified as a dessert or a spread. Which is ridiculous. Nutella isn’t a dessert or a spread, it’s a cry for help.” -James Corden

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old
son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door.
“Hey Dad, announced Billy, “have you met the new neighbors?”
“No.”
“Come on Dad, you have to meet them.”
“Some other time; I’m busy.”
“Dad, you have to meet them now.”
From the urgency in Billy’s voice, I assumed the neighbors
were waiting outside. I set aside my project and went to the
front of the house. No one was there.
“Where are they?” I asked.
“Well, Dad,” he explained, “we haven’t met them yet either,
but our baseball is in their living room!”😐

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“We’re the first team.”
“Yeah, and we’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.”

ANSWER: Beverly Hills Cop!In the events leading up to this scene, a friend visiting from California is killed right before the eyes of Detroit copDetective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy). Foley follows the killer to Beverly Hills, California, where Lieutenant Andrew

Bogomil (Ronny Cox) in the Beverly Hills police department assigns Detective Billy Rosewood (Judge Reinhold) and Rosewood’s partner, Sergeant John Taggart (John Ashton), to keep an eye on him. In order to slip away from them to do some investigating of the murder of his friend, he manages to slip a banana into the tailpipe of their

car while they are parked. When he takes off by car and they try to follow, the banana makes their car stall. In this scene, Rosewood and Taggart have been replaced by the “A” team. Detective McCabe (Joel Bailey) says the first line to Foley and his partner Detective Foster (Art Kimbro) adds line two. In the 1985 Academy Awards, “Beverly Hills Cop”

was nominated for an Oscar in the category of Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen but lost to “Places in the Heart.” Many of the comic lines in this movie were improvised and hundreds of takes were ruined by actors or the director himself who laughed during filming.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“Tell me I’m a good man.”
“You ARE.”

Monday’s Quizzer is…….

Can you find the word within a word for each set of clues listed below? The dashes beside each clue tell you

how many letters are in the word you are to find. (ex. A young lion…in skin diving gear = ScubA)

1. A snooze…in a hiking bag: __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __
2. An armed conflict…in one who lacks courage: __ __ __ __ __ __
3. A line of seats…in a king’s headdress:__ __ __ __ __
4. A brooch…in a statement of belief:__ __ __ __ __ __ __
5. A math term…in a fireman’s climbing apparatus:__ __ __ __ __ __

Answer: 1. KnapSACK 2. COwarD 3. CrowN 4. OpinION 5. LaddER

Tuesday’s Quizzer is……

In a high school science class, Jimmy was given 50 milliliters of water and 50 milliliters of ethanol. His task was to mix them together and then run an experiment on the mixture. When the teacher came to check on him, however, Jimmy’s mixture only contained 94 milliliters. The teacher accused him of drinking some of the mixture in an attempt to get intoxicated and immediately sent him to the principal. Jimmy swears that he did not drink the mixture and that he didn’t lose any of the liquids by any means. What happened to the other six milliliters, and how could Jimmy prove his innocence?

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