Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday November 16, 2018.

Some of our old favorites have now been re-released. The
following songs are on a new album called “Baby Boomers Turn
Gray: Re-heated Oldies.”
Paul Simon — “Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”
Carly Simon — ‘You’re So Varicose Vein”
The Bee Gees — “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
Roberta Flack — “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
Johnny Nash — “I Can’t See Clearly Now”
The Temptations — “Papa Got a Kidney Stone”
Nancy Sinatra — “These Boots Are Made For Bunions”
ABBA — “Denture Queen”
Leo Sayer — “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”
Commodores — “Once, Twice, Three Times My Back’s Out”
Procol Harem — “A Whiter Shade of Hair”
Steely Dan — “Rikki Don’t Lose That Clapper”
Herman’s Hermits — “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
Credence Clearwater Revival — “Bad Prune Rising”
Marvin Gaye — “I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts”
The Who — “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
The Troggs — “Bald Thing”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND PEOPLE!

Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…

“Live happy and enjoy your journey. Life is too short to not enjoy the ride ! Perspective

really matters. Worry never solves any problems. Have belly laughs and chuckles instead ” ― Angie karan

“There’s something amazing about humor and laughter. It broadens your perspective.”
― Hrishikesh Agnihotri

“Laughter is the ultimate emotion of openness. When you laugh, you release your fears,

abandon your hatred and let down your guard to embrace the flow of the Universe.”
― Russell Anthony Gibbs

“You have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to

the world from running you plumb crazy”
― Ken Kesey

“Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter

necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.”
― Mindy Greenstein

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

An area minister tells of his first Sunday in the new parish
and presenting the children’s message.

Seems the sanctuary in the new church had some magnificent
stained glass windows, so his message centered on how each
of us is called of God to help make up the whole picture of
life (the life of the community of the faithful). Like the
pictures in the windows, it takes many little panels of
glass to make the whole picture.

And then he said, “You see each of you is a little pane.”

And then pointing to each child individually, “You’re a
little pane. And you’re a little pane. And you’re a little
pane. And…”

It took a few moments before he realized why everyone was
laughing.😁

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Man! That’s tasty!” “That’s 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard. They don’t even make it any more.”

ANSWER: Sideways! This movie tells the story of Miles (Paul Giamatti) and Jack (Thomas Haden Church), who set off on a week long road trip through California’s wine country. Miles is a depressed, divorced, high school English teacher who is very knowledgeable about wine, and Jack is a small-time actor who apparently has never met a woman he didn’t like. The friends they meet, the situations they get into and their discussions of relationships make this a very entertaining movie. In this scene Jack has just opened a bottle of Champagne in the car at the start of their trip and says line one. Miles responds with line two. In the 2005 Academy Awards “Sideways” won one Oscar and was nominated for four others, including Best Picture (but lost out to “Million Dollar Baby”). Paul Giamatti’s father is former Commissioner of Major League Baseball Bart Giamatti.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“You’re gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent, you know that? Heywood, what you in here for?” Didn’t do it.”

Thursday’s Quizzer is…….

All these number represent one thing. What is it?

1.609344
1,760
5,280
63,360
160,934.4
1,609,344

Answer: Units in one mile:
1.609344 kilometers
1,760 yards
5,280 feet
63,360 inches
160,934.4 centimeters
1,609,344 millimeters

Friday’s Quizzer is……

Each of the clues below describe a name of a candy. Can you name that candy?

Example: Earth’s neighbor = Mars.

1. Quiet giggles from the back of the room
2. Infant child of The Sultan of Swat (2)
3. Cow juice / cowboy clothes (2)
4. Baby chick chirps
5. Male parental unit that plays guitar (2)

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