WELCOME to Friday November 16, 2018.
following songs are on a new album called “Baby Boomers Turn
Gray: Re-heated Oldies.”
Paul Simon — “Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”
Carly Simon — ‘You’re So Varicose Vein”
The Bee Gees — “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
Roberta Flack — “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
Johnny Nash — “I Can’t See Clearly Now”
The Temptations — “Papa Got a Kidney Stone”
Nancy Sinatra — “These Boots Are Made For Bunions”
ABBA — “Denture Queen”
Leo Sayer — “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”
Commodores — “Once, Twice, Three Times My Back’s Out”
Procol Harem — “A Whiter Shade of Hair”
Steely Dan — “Rikki Don’t Lose That Clapper”
Herman’s Hermits — “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
Credence Clearwater Revival — “Bad Prune Rising”
Marvin Gaye — “I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts”
The Who — “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
The Troggs — “Bald Thing”
Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
and presenting the children’s message.
Seems the sanctuary in the new church had some magnificent
stained glass windows, so his message centered on how each
of us is called of God to help make up the whole picture of
life (the life of the community of the faithful). Like the
pictures in the windows, it takes many little panels of
glass to make the whole picture.
And then he said, “You see each of you is a little pane.”
And then pointing to each child individually, “You’re a
little pane. And you’re a little pane. And you’re a little
pane. And…”
It took a few moments before he realized why everyone was
laughing.😁
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Man! That’s tasty!” “That’s 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard. They don’t even make it any more.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Thursday’s Quizzer is…….
1.609344
1,760
5,280
63,360
160,934.4
1,609,344
1.609344 kilometers
1,760 yards
5,280 feet
63,360 inches
160,934.4 centimeters
1,609,344 millimeters
1. Quiet giggles from the back of the room
2. Infant child of The Sultan of Swat (2)
3. Cow juice / cowboy clothes (2)
4. Baby chick chirps
5. Male parental unit that plays guitar (2)
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