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My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!” The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”
I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I started to feel better until he continued, “Heck, you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?’
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know
And the other person says: ‘So what are you up to?’
What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and
Then I hear the person say nervously… ‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Didn’t do it.”
ANSWER: The Shawshank Redemption! In the events leading up to this scene, young banker Andrew Dufresne (Tim Robbins) is convicted of the murder of his wife and is sent to Shawshank Prison (but is later seen to be innocent). In this scene, when Andy first arrives at the prison, he approaches a group of prisoners and introduces himself
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Friday’s Quizzer is…….
1. Quiet giggles from the back of the room
2. Infant child of The Sultan of Swat (2)
3. Cow juice / cowboy clothes (2)
4. Baby chick chirps
5. Male parental unit that plays guitar (2)
2. Baby Ruth
3. Milk Duds
5. Pop Rocks
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