WELCOME to Wednesday November 28, 2018.
I GET NO RESPECT!
1. “Good crowd…good crowd. I’m telling you I could use a
good crowd. I’m ok now but last week I was in rough
shape… Why? I looked up my family tree and found out I
was the sap.”
2. “I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great
Uncle fought for the west!”
3. “My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught
him stealing pens.”
4. “When I was born..the doctor came out to the waiting room
and said to my father…I’m very sorry. We did everything
we could…but he pulled through.”
5. “My mother had morning sickness after I was born.”
6. “My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only
liked me as a friend.”
7. “My father carries around the picture of the kid who came
with his wallet.”
8. “When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.”
9. “I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
toaster and a radio.”
10. “Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a
pyramid in every room.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY PEOPLE! Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
– Mae West😱
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don’t you think it’s worth the extra effort?😁😎
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
-Rita Rudner
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
“In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One.”
Yakov Smirnoff
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
others believed it was flat and that if you traveled far
enough you would go over the edge. We also know that Columbus
reached what we now know as America. While there are still a
few who believe Columbus returned to Spain and told Queen
Isabella that he discovered a new world, most believe he had
told her he had reached India. Recently documents written by
Queen Isabella’s official scribe were uncovered revealing what
Columbus actually said on returning from his first voyage.
His first words were, “I’ll bet I’m the first man who ever
got nineteen hundred miles on a galleon.”😱
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“That’s… very sweet of you.”
ANSWER:Misery!
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….
VAD ERS
Answer: Space Invaders 😁
Wednesday’s Quizzer is……
1. HIS and MIST
2. LUSH and PULP
3. LOFT and SOUND
4. WIDE and NINE
5. HIKE and SEED
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