Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases


WELCOME to Tuesday December 4, 2018. 

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody
wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when
Nobody did what Anybody could have done. 😱That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A GREAT MONDAY PEOPLE!

Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

Blood is thicker than water. But maple syrup is thicker than blood. So logically,
pancakes are more important than family.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that
doesn’t fit any of your containers.

Back in my day, we had to agree when and where to meet and if someone didn’t show up

you couldn’t call or text them, you just had to assume they had died.

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Harry teed up, addressed his ball and took a magnificent

swing, but something went wrong and he hit a wicked slice.
The ball left the fairway he was playing, and went onto
the adjoining one where it hit a man full in the face. He
dropped like a rock!
Rushing over to the man, Harry and his partner found him
unconscious, and with the ball lying between his feet.
“Oh my God!,” exclaimed Harry, “what should we do?”
“I’m not sure.” said his partner. “But don’t move him! If
we just leave him here he’s an immovable obstruction and you
can either play the ball from where it lies, or drop it two

club lengths away without penalty.” 😁

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? 

“You’re a real live outlaw, aren’t ya?”
“Well, I may be an outlaw darlin’, but you’re the one stealing my heart.”

ANSWER:  Thelma and Louise
This movie tells the story of two best friends who decide to break out of their normal boring lives by taking a road trip. At a country and western dance club Louise (Susan Sarandon) shoots and kills a man attempting to rape her friend Thelma (Geena Davis). Instead of going to the police immediately (and probably being charged with justifiable homicide) they decide to run, and things escalate from there. Along the way they pick up hitchhiker J.D. (Brad Pitt), who tells them he is a student studying “human nature,” but who is really a petty criminal. In this scene in Thelma’s motel room, J.D. confesses to Thelma he is really a robber (he looks down on being a mere burglar). An incredulous Thelma says line one, and sweet talking J.D. replies with line two. In the 1992 Academy Awards “Thelma and Louise” won an Oscar for Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen. Geena Davis, Susan Sarandon and director Ridley Scott were also nominated for awards but didn’t win. This was the movie that turned Brad Pitt into a big star. A casting decision that almost happened: Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep wanted to make a movie together and “Thelma and Louise” was one of the scripts they considered. Ultimately, they decided to star in the 1992 movie “Death Becomes Her” instead.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps.”
“He was drafted.”

Monday’s Quizzer is…….

 Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold,
you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”

1. Skyrocketing/Trolleyman
2. Thermometer/Apoplexy
3. Delaware/Bordering
4. Surprised/Trashiness

5. Throughout/Stumblebum

Answer:  1. Rock & Roll

2. Mom & Pop
3. Law & Order
4. Rise & Shine
5. Rough & Tumble

Tuesday’s Quizzer is……

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
“I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.”
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.”
The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?


LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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